Love the idea that genetic dissimilarity leads to deformity. Something that happens in reality and why people always joke about how inbred monarchs and/or dogs are famously extremely healthy and normal.
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These memes are how Napoleon conquered Europe
mushroom pizza ass hapsburgs
Ask the royalty of history how well it went for them trying to keep their genetic line as narrow as possible.
Also pineapple on pizza is amazing so this comic is wrong twice
signed "Scribbly G" in bottom right
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the silver lining here is that they live in Milton Keynes
a real scrapper of a place, known for artwork such as 'concrete cows'
I quite like them really, but they're the only good thing about the place
Wait, if the pizzas on the left have pepperoni and mushrooms on them, doesn’t that mean per the rules of this food universe that their pizza ancestors fucked fungus and meat products? Why is that not a problem but pineapple is? Almost as if they’re admitting that ethnic/racial mixing is only an issue for them if they find one of the races icky.
Pepporini is Italian
oof
Aren't Italians in the west white people or not white people depending on how they feel like it?
It’s not that; Pepperoni is from America, not Italy.
Pepperoni was purely an Italian-American creation.
Fits my analogy harder
dae black people aren't human????
pizza is "miscegenated" (hideous word) by default, if one were to go off of the ridiculous logic of this extremely tortured and racist analogy.
like let's break this meme down according to its own awful ideas. What is a pizza? It's not a whole food like a pineapple, which is the only "racially pure" food in this picture. Pizza is the highly processed and mixed food resulting from the fermentation of yeast into dough, from the fermentation of milk into cheese, from the addition of a whole assortment of toppings ranging from fungus to vegetables to fruits to meats, to even other kinds of cheese like feta. Along comes a pineapple which "marries" a slice of pizza and "gives birth" to a.... melted piece of pizza? Ah! But it's topped with pineapple. that's the problem. The child is covered in the gore of one of its parents. That is what being mixed race is. I am very intelligent. 
Next they'll use Mules and Ligers as a proof that intermixing is bad
Also the idea that the cheese pizza itself is not a batch of ingredients that range from good to disgusting when you think about it (in this analogy you may think of the British). Also some how pineapple the bad guy here, the stuff that makes ur cum taste good
How can something be so wrong and so right at the same time? Pineapple on Pizza is an abomination (and so is meat on Pizza!), but also racism is bad.
Pineapple is good on pizza but I think it needs a bit of balance
Something sour or some heat to balance out the sweet and acidic
Sour, sweet, heat, savory, salty. Balance
Pineapple and jalapeno is a great combo
