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Holy shit I do this too. Why are we like this?
Another thing I do which frustrates me to no end is trying to pick something up with something else in my hand, making the task of picking said thing up so much harder. I could put the other thing down sure, but life is pain and this is how I am.
Personally I blame my ADHD. Taking stuff that's in front out of the fridge is just too many steps, too many things to do.
You gotta do it all in one motion, one step. Then you gotta figure out how to deal with the mess you've just made in one step.
How? Everything behind the front row is invisible
You say marinara sauce, I say refrigerator blood, potatoe pohtato:-P
It's only refrigerator blood if you buy it in jars. If you make it from scratch, it's just spaghetti blood.
TIL such interesting new facts. :-D
I wonder what else my brain just yeeted out to make room for it? Do it again, maybe I'll forget my childhood trauma! 🙃
The last time I played refrigerator Tetris I was cleaning up bubble tea for a half hour.
Edit: Jenga. Refrigerator Jenga.
It's like reverse Tetris. You have to remove one piece without clearing everything on the same shelf.
Do y'all not cover the food in your fridge?
Yes. But I don't put it in unbreakable jars.
I still don't understand 🤔 jars don't typically break just from tipping over.
They break from falling on the floor from the top shelf of a fridge.
There is one very obvious and simple solution to all this
Install bouldering mats all around your fridge
Hmm I've never had that problem.
You can't imagine how a jar falling from the top shelf of the fridge could break?
I've never knocked a jar off the top shelf of my fridge on to the floor 🤷
Ooh look at the pro refrigerator jenga player over here, lording over us with his "I don't smash four jars of pesto a week". Must be great to be paid to play. I'm sorry that most of us are Sunday league