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[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I need more data. Send me higher resolution feet pics immediately, to this address: Donald.Trump at email.com. Please send me as many feet pics as you have!?

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I bet you'd love that you little ex potus

[–] SingularEye@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

this and wider shoes are the answers OP needs.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

No shoe, just toes

[–] dditty@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I got a pair but haven't yet been able to get over the weird feeling of having them between my toes. Plus when I walk with them in I walk like a dog in booties

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Just don't get over it. Own the feeling. Own the dog bootie.

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Get wide fit shoes. Changed my life.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Wide toe boxes are amazing.

[–] don@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Makes sense

[–] plantedworld@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

When I was little I struggled with this. I would weave a tissue between my toes and it helped

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Tissue solves the issue, as grandma used to say

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Share what you've been smoking so we can feel our toes too close together with ya.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Smoking salmon mostly

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Just have every second toe removed to make space

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Plastic surgeon here I come

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's a weird reaction to getting your toes removed, but i'm glad you're giving the surgeon a heads up

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Gotta fix them scars

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I've been so high a couple of times that this felt like the case.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

No need for being high when you suffer from hypersensitivity in the skin!

[–] lobsticle@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

This is the shit you feel when you're high

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Turn on a fan, put your feetsies in front of it spread out your toes. Let the air go between them. That help?

[–] mmazikinn@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

my toes are now bluer than they were before. did I miss a step?

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Just makes the toes cold

[–] cristo@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Dont wear normal shoes so often, wear flip flops or barefoot shoes

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Any shoes with a wide toe box will do

[–] mmazikinn@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago
[–] Remotedeck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 years ago

When I felt that way it was usually because my toenail was jutting into my other toe. So I would cut the nail and the feeling would go away.

[–] abirdperson@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

That's a feeling I didn't know my balls could feel