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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 70 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The fuck is he even saying

[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 42 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I think he's trying to say that every man is capable of violence, so people take that into account more or less consciously when interacting with men. So violence already being given, the essential struggle is against improper or "dumb" violence and not violence per se.

Maybe I'm being too charitable

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 53 points 2 years ago

It's like realizing that what feminists have been saying about toxic masculinity and male violence has been true all along, but instead of arriving at the sane conclusion that we gotta reexamine masculinity, he just copes and says it's cool that men are always an inch away from going mass shooting mode.

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 31 points 2 years ago

He's saying that men will do violence if you do that, whereas women will not.

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 51 points 2 years ago

Dilbert is a comic about being gay with your dad.

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 47 points 2 years ago

can't even dip my pinky in a cop's ass anymore, this is because of Woke

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 45 points 2 years ago

Why are reactionaries like this

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 41 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The elements of violence he sees in all conversations are his own weird desires.

stuff

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 41 points 2 years ago

"Doing normal stuff we all want to do--like jamming my fingers up my dad's b-hole--is completely off the table in this violent society."

[–] CDommunist@hexbear.net 39 points 2 years ago

The high IQ brain genius meme pfp next to sticking your finger in your dad's ass is so funny

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 36 points 2 years ago (1 children)

geordi-no Sticking a finger in your Dad's ass

geordi-yes Sticking a finger in your Daddy's ass

[–] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

chapo: be gay with ur dad

scott adams: that, but more rapey

[–] Crowtee_Robot@hexbear.net 31 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If Scott Adams channeled even half of this type of energy into Dilbert that strip would be amazing.

[–] alcoholicorn@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

Hell even this bit, with HR reading messages from Dilbert's boss trying to explain what Dilbert said without sounding insane or starting a sexual harassment claim, editing his message every minute for like 10 minutes, not realizing they can see the edits.

[–] Zrc@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago

this dude just wanted an excuse to post about fingering his dad's butt

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago

My "you have permission to finger my butthole" shirt is raising lots of questions about implied violence already answered by my shirt

[–] CDommunist@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Scott Adams needs a spot on TAFS

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

How would Terminal Aerodrome Forecasts help?

[–] TraumaDumpling@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

scott adams: men are the inherently violent gender (Lyudmila Pavlichenko: am i a fucking joke to you?) which is a good thing somehow, except when brown people do it, in which case it is bad, but it is still good when we use our 'smart' (white) violence to stop their 'dumb' (brown) violence. I am very smart and correct because i am afraid to stick my fingers in my dads ass hole. if u disagree its implicitly because ur gay with ur dad lol

fucking 12 year old brained posting from a grown ass man

[–] CommunistBear@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago (2 children)

without permission

scared

Is he ok with fingering your dad if your dad is into it??

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

I'm more trying not to think about what he does to his mom.

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

Libertarian moment.

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I don't think women react particularly well to having their anuses non-consensually fingered either. Submissive bottoms are the only non-violent people.

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

In the heat of the moment, Tops can go for it as well.

[–] idkmybffjoeysteel@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Bet you'd be more likely to get away with it though, see public transport in Japan.

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

I know groping is a big issue on trains in Japan, but I think it rarely if ever reaches anal penetration.

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I'm kinda glad back in my Livejournal days I got to be witness to this dude's early descent into madness. I felt like the only one not shocked by his behavior in the past few years.

[–] mar_k@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Who tf is this and wtf is Gilbert

[–] Sinistar@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

This guy wrote a mildly popular newspaper comic and he thinks that makes him a Randian Superman.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

You know just yesterday I was thinking "I haven't heard from Scott Adam's lately, I wonder what he's up to"

[–] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

The problem with Texas is that they are unaware of the power of assblasting their dads.

Also:

data-laughing

[–] axont@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

Was he like this before the weird experimental brain surgery