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[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 34 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Honestly I've taken to mentally replacing half of news articles with just the words "BE AFRAID!!!" in big letters

What is this guy expecting? That Russia's gonna blaze through the European Plain and then cross the channel? That Russia's gonna send its navy over Norway and surround Northern Ireland to make sure we stay in the Star Trek timeline?

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Never said the ground war was going to be in Britain.

This has strong hints of "have to defend our freedoms by going and fighting a ground war in eastern europe"

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago
[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They think Russia is going to take the Balkans and Northern Europe, according to their propaganda.

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

I hear "Russia is going to take Northern Europe" and my mind gets kinda lost in an elaborate fantasy where the Soviets got further south than Finnmark, and I start to feel a little funny tbh

[–] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

Re: be afraid, that's what the fnords are for. You're describing the experience of seeing the fnords.

[–] novibe@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

Check my comment history and you’ll see me arguing with A LOT of people who think Russia really plans on invading all of Europe and conquering the world in a new Mongol Khanate or something… So yeah…

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago (1 children)

We're really going to blow each other to bits while the world melts instead of doing something the least bit constructive, aren't we? doomer

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

When everyone in power thinks the solution is to kill as many poor people as possible as quickly as possible, it starts looking like a great time to also steal some land and resources while doing so

[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

How are we still doing this fear mongering? Russia never seemed particularly interested in a broader war, and given how the Ukraine war went down probably wouldn't want a war with NATO countries. Even with resourcing issues in NATO it would be a pyrrhic victory at best.

I'd say proxy wars with Russia are likely, but those never stopped, Russia had maintained a sphere of influence and indirectly fought western backed forces throughout 90s and 00s, so pretending that is some new threat is just dumb. Also, UK citizen armies isn't what would fight those anyway

[–] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago

Israel's citizen army is doing super well against guys in sandals and t-shirts, this makes sense

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago

Lol whoops sorry should have made a country people are willing to fight for

[–] git@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago

And when the sky darkens, and the prospect is war
Who's given a gun and then pushed to the fore?
And expected to die for the land of our birth
Though we've never owned one lousy handful of earth

— The Workers Song

[–] DefinitelyNotAPhone@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago

Because conscripts are working out so well against Russia(n artillery) recently.

[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

Dud u have nukes. Fucking brits

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

"Eh wot m8 it's me shittiest battle roifful, it's bleedin' bull pup, jelly me eels n banger me mash!"

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

porky-happy It is every citizens duty to defend the homeland, now everyone gets to ~~support the arms industry~~ showcase their patriotism

[–] Fishroot@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

Civilian military but brown people wojak-nooo

Civilian military but westerners so-true

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

How are they supposed to defend anything when they can't even have cool mall ninja swords?

[–] GnastyGnuts@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

UK a dingle-berry of a country.

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

It's not a World War until Germany has boots on the ground. Otherwise it's sparkling strife.

[–] DanComrd@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah, I'd rather die not fighting for this shithole of a government. I'd rather die not wanting to kill our fellow proles. I'd rather die not wanting to kill men, women and children.

Fuck the Tories. I'd rather fight against the ruling class here than fight overseas killing innocent people.

[–] italktothewind@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

and fuck labour too

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

Britain thinks it’s still important enough that someone will invade them first 💀

[–] Melonius@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

Put all those boots on a boat your admirals promptly beach

[–] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

If you join now, you can make brigadier general by March.