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[–] miss_brainfarts@lemmy.blahaj.zone 32 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Creative horny, I always like to find new ways to manhandle the hamcandle.

Well, technically I'm womanhandling it, but that breaks the flow of the sentence.

[–] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 19 points 2 years ago

manhandle the hamcandle

Thank you, miss_brainfarts. for introducing me to this delightful euphemism

(or maybe it's a dysphemism... ?)

[–] TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Well, I wouldn't be respecting your rights as a woman if I didn't steal your phrase and take all the credit for myself, a man. I'm sure you understand

[–] miss_brainfarts@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I stole that phrase myself

Credit where credit is due: I got that phrase from AliceinWonder1and. Go check her out, she is a kiwi transgirl who plans to release videos documenting her entire bottom surgery journey. Which I think is fantastic, considering how hard it seems to be to find information from actual people who had the surgery.

[–] evlogii@lemm.ee 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I do not wish to be horny anymore. I just want to be happy…

are you feeling longing horny today?

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 years ago

normally I am funny horny but now I feel nothing

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 years ago
[–] Wutchilli@feddit.de 1 points 2 years ago

Always the Mix of creative and funny horny