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[–] DmMacniel@feddit.de 68 points 2 years ago
Good Guys, Bad Guys and explosions
as far as the eye could see
[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 55 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The third contender: the mighty embedded developer.

Why can't we see them?

They are embedded in the wall. πŸ₯

[–] FatTony@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

They are embedded in the GODDAMN WALLS!!

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.world 44 points 2 years ago

Discretly look up at the corners of your ceiling and you might be able to spot a Web Developer.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago

Mr. Rogers in a blood stained sweater.

[–] lockhart@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 years ago

nice throwback with the title

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] yggstyle@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

technically correct is the best correct.

[–] DogWater@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Unrelated but the guy who made that animation makes mash up music and it fucking rules.

Neil Cicierega on YouTube

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] BolexForSoup@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

No Greg you fucking idiot, that’s Kendall Roy, the guy whose ass you need to be kissing - nay, making out with - every single day like the sun shines out of it and you have a vitamin D deficiency.

[–] fleckenstein@social.lizzy.rs 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] BolexForSoup@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Jeremy Strong plays Kendall Roy in Succession. I was just doing a bit where i wrote something in the voice of Tom like he’s correcting Greg, who he frequently verbally abuses in the show. He always has these ridiculous descriptions and metaphors.

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

The UX designer!

Or at least he would get all of the praise!