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[–] whou@lemmy.ml 93 points 2 years ago (1 children)

OSM is such a badass project

[–] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I am a contributor and I frequently bow out of decisions and because it gets pretty brutal.

But I feel like a ant compared to giants because their conversations go way over my head.

[–] End0fLine@startrek.website 14 points 2 years ago

I'm glad I am not the only one that feels this way. I have a ton of edits under my belt but I feel completely out of touch with what gets talking about on the forums and Slack.

[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 73 points 2 years ago

Please God do not give Google an excuse to lobby the government to kill any competitors to its Maps product

[–] TCB13@lemmy.world 55 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I don't see a problem with this, seems perfectly reasonable an API that let's you query whatever you want. By drawing attention to this you might get some "easily offendable people" to notice OSM and make a fuzz about this which will result in a worse API for everybody.

[–] pietervdvn@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

Bwa, we've had worse ;)

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 48 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is getting on a freeway in Southern California a good way to get away from anything?

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 years ago
[–] quinkin@lemmy.world 35 points 2 years ago

Breaking news. You can use data to find things.

[–] FriendBesto@lemmy.ml 34 points 2 years ago

Always knew my unrelated OSM API key was useful for something. LOL

As a side note, OSM does trails in parks and the like with exquisite detail, much better than Google Maps. Just in case.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Move over bitches, I am the getaway driver here. You think I jest? Tell me, are you afraid of doing 120 into oncoming traffic? Have you ever raced a cop up an on-ramp like it's a drag strip? How many flashing lights have you lost by completely disregarding your passengers cries of panic and just saying "I've got this, hold the fuck on" swerving across 6 lanes at [redacted], whipping out on a surface street, and ducking into a fast-food restaurant drive-thru, smooth as fuck? Pfft, I bet you've never even drawn up plans for a minigun installed on the top of a prius - because if you don't lose them in the first couple minutes, it's not speed you need, it's endurance. And a fucking minigun, duh.

Told you, I'm the getaway driver for this job. 😎

[–] Ack@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The minigun would work for any police helicopters too!

[–] NOPper@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Yo dawg got this minigun Prius mount handy? For a friend.

[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I'm probably missing something obvious, but what does distance from a highway ramp have to do with a bank being robbable?

[–] derf82@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Easier it get out and list among other vehicles before police can respond.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Surely it would be better to get to a multi-storey car park? Can't be followed by helicopter. Lots of vehicles to transfer to, or stash to money in to return to later.

A highway seems a great way to get caught. Limited exits. Very visible.

[–] derf82@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Cops could just block the entrance and exit.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago
[–] ZeroHora@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 years ago

You need the highway section of the mission to shoot the cops while the NPC is driving.

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 2 years ago

This must be one of those people whose hobby is watching live car chases

[–] grue@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago
[–] kryllic@programming.dev 5 points 2 years ago

And? This is like looking up hammers that don't leave fingerprints on the grip so you can get away with murder. The tool itself isn't the issue, the motive is, as well as the person responsible for using it.

[–] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 5 points 2 years ago

Knive, tool, murder, responsibility.

[–] FrostKing@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] pietervdvn@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

It is the abbreviation of OpenStreetMap.org, a crowdsourced map of the world. You've 100% sure already used the data of the project, in the form of Organic Maps, OsmAnd, the maps on Facebook, instagram en Whatsapp or Pokemon Go.

Also checkout !openstreetmap@lemmy.ml

[–] pietervdvn@lemmy.ml 0 points 2 years ago