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Margot really shouldβve visited Wisconsin
this post was submitted on 24 Jan 2024
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Let's all Margot to the polls!
Kenny K don't miss.
He is Kenough
This is how we get voters to MarGOT to the polls!! 
your husband slept with an intern and you did everything in your power to destroy her
Girl boss! Emphasis on boss.
he did not have sex with that woman.
according to a very specific definition of "have sex" from the deposition
Hilldawg with another banger. In a different life she would have been a poster
#HillaryBarbie
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@MargotRobbie@lemm.ee you may have been snubbed but atleast you have Hillary's support. Actually this is definitely worse.
This is why I deleted my Twitter.
In a weird way it's almost charming how her entire personality has become 2016. It's like a time capsule for stale memes.
I wonder if Dante Alighieri could've made her a better ironic hell?
Check this shit out:
I have information which will lead to arrest of @LibsEatPoop@hexbear.net
I am in physical pain.
Happy Birthday to this future Oscar winner!
π₯²
Did she just admit to being a failure? 
Also, #HillaryBarbie 
Because βPokemon Go to the pollsβ and βTim Kaine in the membraneβ were so good.
Should've said something like βBe a Pal to the World and 
β smh can't even keep up with the latest trends to glom onto.
#hillarybarbie
An emoji is coming 
Its her Turn (to lose at the oscars)
She's running.
From what?
The pain
Are you running or not Hillary!?
"I may not be a barbie doll, but I am a soulless husk that got discarded when it became obvious I have no clothes"
I'm not exaggerating, when I read the hashtag I actually cried out in pain in my living room.
I'm sorry that I let down our queen ππ
Hillary rigged the Oscarβs to rob Margot and Greta of their rightful prizes just so she could post this tweet.
please kill yourself Hillary I can't keep seeing your magnum level cringe my whole fucking life
its her turn 
Aw sweet, war criminal barbie!
TIL the Barbie movie is completely irretrievably bad and has no redeeming qualities
True after the first act of the movie. Never have I seen a movie so deeply dive in quality and completely flub its own set-up. It started out as satirical and pretty good, and then they just like... forgot how to write satire and started doing didactic exposition where they just looked at the camera and started reading feminist theory at the audience.
This is not how you do satire!
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idk i would have been on the barbieside but people have shared thoughts and i don't really think im in a place to disagree with them
But it has Margot Robbie doing mime bits.
Would a very serious, award winning dramatic actress like Margot Robbie actually do something like that? Doing these so-called "meme bits" on the Internet because it's funny?
Is this what the kids call their genitals these days? "Meme bits"?
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I'm with Her.
The Oscar should go to Hillary Clinton. She is not only the best female actor, but the best female of them all.
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I posted this same thing and it was doing numbers before I deleted it
Don't remove posts with discussions, we doing shenanigans anyway π
Oh okay
leave the best movie from 2023 alone you piece of shit
I now hate the Barbie movie.
Bad people can like stuff you like 
You wont take my prog rock because dipshit new york finance bros listen to it
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