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Just like mama used to make
Before “the accident.”
“You should be grateful I didn’t spit in it”
It was, in fact, made with hate
If it was made in any kind of resteraunt you either get made with hate or made with apathy. Take your pick.
I'll take "made with drugs"
omg, you guys! this comment section has me cracking up 🤣
Some people love to hate. 💕 🤬
There was a Burger King near where I lived back in the 80's where a guy got arrested for attempted murder. He was angry that he had tested positive for HIV back when it was thought to be a death sentence. So he started jizzing in the mayo to try and take everyone with him. I think variations of this eventually turned into an urban legend.
I think the only way to get HIV is via intercourse or getting scratched with the infected person used needle/razor.
You are correct, but this is known now, not then. Back then people thought you could getting from just touching something someone with the virus had touched. Then it was thought that kissing was enough (the infamous Rock Hudson kiss in Dynasty). They were scary days. Think early on during the COVID lockdown when people started disinfecting their deliveries because we didn't know how it was transmitted.
Ugh. Imagine the poor worker who had to clean that up...
“I didn’t wipe it on my ass, if that’s what you mean.”
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and aren't we glad they're mostly asleep here?
Sure, here's the "love" it was made with:
"draw nude" heh
That's ONE way to advertise your commissions business in a comic, I guess!
No, 5% corn syrup.
What is she doing with the seatbelt?
I guess she pulled it out behind her head and is balancing it on her right shoulder for some reason. Seems uncomfortable.
It was made with love for money. So technically……yes?
"Need" is not "love".
"...you guys might've wanted to stay away from our special sauce tonight. Me and Pookie, we added a secret ingredient..."
That's enough of that love.
"Made with love, just for you!"
Uh, ok, thanks fellow stranger machine.
Them: ...uhh yes?
Me: Pushes it back I'm allergic
That’s a thing?
I once had a delivery man tell he "here's your pizza it was specially made with love for you". And we just stated at each other for a second.
It's crazy the shit they make them say. Damn, just ask them to be respectful and polite, that's all they need to do.
Or maybe they are just bored and acting like they have to say stuff like that to enjoy the awkward moment it produces.
Wasn't there this one time some Taco Belle employees made the taco sauce with love?
I feel terrible when stuff I buy says it was made with love. Do I deserve the love of someone who never even met me? Do I deserve love at all? That's why I prefer eating food made by unfeeling machines.
I like to cook and sometimes people call me "chef" and I always correct them.
"Cooks prepare food for people they love, chefs prepare food for people they hate".
I also dislike the term chef, bc the professionalization of the gendered activity "cooking" makes is acceptable for a man to do, but my family isn't ready for that conversation.
What a good half a comment.