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[–] OpenHammer6677@lemmy.world 33 points 2 years ago (3 children)
[–] 4thDimensionDuck@programming.dev 40 points 2 years ago

clearly you haven't had a sandwich before

[–] Garbanzo@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

The sand from the shooting range has that sweet lead aftertaste

[–] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Once you get past the texture it's pretty decent

[–] Localhorst86@feddit.de 27 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

then don't join the club it's not that hard

[–] Localhorst86@feddit.de 7 points 2 years ago

they probably wouldn't grant me the rank of master anways...

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why actually? I've heard that if you're accompanied by sand, you can get anywhere.

[–] Localhorst86@feddit.de 2 points 2 years ago

It’s coarse and rough and irritating… and it gets everywhere.

[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

The bullet that comes out.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"Bullets" come in all shapes and sizes and for all kinds of different people, friend. A single kink... er.. link usually wouldn't suffice, but I think I have you covered.

Enjoy.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Haha something else is soon gonna be covered

[–] tb_@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

You. Tucked in. Nice 'n cozy.

[–] Coach@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

You know, when you, like, you grab a woman's breast and it's...and you feel it and...it feels like a bag of sand when you're touching it.

[–] FlashZordon@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Dale Gribble has entered the chat

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

excuse you, that's obviously Bill. Dale has convinced him to join his special club

[–] BolexForSoup@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

You cannot be of joinings Toki’s special club

[–] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago
[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago

Shit bro sign me up

[–] pkill@programming.dev 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

scenically pisses on your sand

[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I found the undercover cat

[–] cavemeat@beehaw.org 1 points 2 years ago

Is this by obvious plant?

[–] nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

NOPE Chuck Testa