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[–] MaxPower@feddit.de 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Joseph: "You are pregnant? But how? We did not have sex yet!"

Mary: "It was the holy ghost! I didn't get raped or gang-banged or anything!"

Joseph: "Alright, that checks out I guess. That boy or girl better be worth it though."

[–] skomposzczet@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Wasn't there six dudes? AND Josef?

[–] mycatiskai@lemmy.one 6 points 2 years ago

And that's why God made seven days.

[–] VubDapple@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I suppose by this logic Joseph was cucked

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