this post was submitted on 23 Jan 2024
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[โ€“] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 33 points 2 years ago (4 children)

if hell existed it would be redundant at this point

[โ€“] FloridaBoi@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

Hell is empty

[โ€“] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Samsara is an elegant idea, turns out

[โ€“] ForkBombRaja@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I mean we need somewhere to put Reagan Thatcher and Kissinger and I would very much like that place to not be here.

Hell exists, we are in it

[โ€“] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago

Word problems in Utah:

Jesus died at age 33, there's thirty-three shots

From twin Glocks there's sixteen apiece, that's thirty-two

Which means, one of my guns was holdin' 17

Twenty-seven hit your crew, six went into you

[โ€“] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How long until a teacher mows down a class of students in frustration

[โ€“] Vingst@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What's stopping them from doing that now?

[โ€“] the_itsb@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Lack of a convincing alibi

[โ€“] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

"He looked like a homeless furry"

[โ€“] voight@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It's honestly over for public schools are we just gonna have cyberpunk ai remote segregated charter schools in 2028. that, anti-dinosaur homeschooling, and little lord fauntleroy's atlantic-council child locator academy im pissed they're just shioting and infecting rvery child but i talk to a teacher in the suburbs what is she worried about? "chinese tiktoks turned the kids into monsters over the pandemic especially the us-foreign-policy not get political or anything" teaching is now impossible and coincidentally they just redistricted her school with a lower income area. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”

[โ€“] Futterbinger@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Well you LIBERALS got rid of all the school resource officers. So now the TEACHERS are the ones who have to brutalize the non-white kids.

[โ€“] operacion_ogro@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

tired: schools full of teachers

wired: schools full of prison guards

[โ€“] DanComrd@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

"Billy, find the length of hypotenuse of this triangle or I'll kneecap you"