They knew.
this post was submitted on 22 Jan 2024
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They didn't even put an apostrophe on "dicks" so they're just flat out saying pizza before at least your second dick doesn't count
Yeah just like every other place that calls themselves Dick’s and plays off the name.
Like Dick’s burgers in Seattle where their whole thing is a bag of burgers and they say “eat a bag of Dick’s”.
Or Dick’s last resort, a chain of places where their whole schtick is that the servers all act like a bunch of dicks to you and insult you and shit.
"I just had this really great pizza"
"you should go eat some dicks, then tell me how you feel"
THERE IS NO APOSTROPHE
There have been so many versions of this by now that I feel like you have to step it up a bit to be novel, anymore.
Literal Fucking Cocks' Pizza: You haven't eaten pizza until you've shoved Literal Fucking Cocks in your mouth!
Edit: Alternately, XYZ Seafood Place gave me a venereal disease!
Fellas, is it gay to eat Pizza?
Guess i'll never eat pizza again.
I've never eaten pizza
It's my Dicks in a box!
Time to eat a bunch of dicks!