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Looks like a knotted string of butt hairs connected across the diameter of the anus, splitting the turd in twain. At some point the pressure of the bowel movement overstressed the butt hair bridge, snapping it and allowing the remainder of the shit to come out as one.
The fact that you used the word twain while talking about what happened during a shit is amazing. Superb. No notes.
I'm not sure I agree, the diameter of the trunk isn't significantly different from the diameter of the branches. If it were split, the branches should be half as wide.
I think what happened is that the beginning of the turd was the top of the trunk, and it broke where the end of the lower-right branch is. You can see that it broke at an angle. Then the remaining part came out and that angled bit is where the left branch attaches to the trunk. I think it landed there in it's soft/warm state and merged together at that point. You can see that the color of the top of the left branch is the same as the end of the right branch, then transitions to lighter.
And that's as much turd analysis as I want to do today.
The simplest explanation is that someone merged them together by hand in order to take a picture of it.
Take my upvote you filthy animal
Found the butthole/shit expert
Now we're shitposting
It's not a waffle stomp. It's a noodle press
In this episode of Ceedoestrees: Poop Detective!
Seriously though, that's some impressive reasoning!
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Literal shit post.
Now this is shitposting!
You know... maybe putting a camera with a near-infinite capacity for free photos in everyone's pocket a was bad idea...
Y tho
I believe this caused when two dogs poop "lady and the tramp" style.
a2a
That's the lucky turd. You're supposed to eat it for good luck.
No dont eat it! You're supposed to break it in half like a wishbone.
And then eat it
This is bringing back memories of not only finding the same thing, but also of the turd that I found in my front flower box one February that was full of cables.
The forbidden noodles
Jesus Christ beurk. And is that an undigested pill.
…and an adjacent chicken wing
Passing that must have been a real pain in the ass...
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Holy fuck. Please. Please. Please but the NSFW filter on this. I was eating and I almost gagged.
Lol. Done.
Oh I have two buttholes. That was mine.
The elusive petrified rabbit(tm) personal massager. Some ancient astronaut theorists believe such technology was beyond what humanity was capable of at the time. The question is: who gave the technology to our ancestors?
When you come to the fork in the road, take it.
Miles "Tails" Prower was here
Repost from years ago
I took this pic last year.
This exact photo has been posted to Reddit over and over. Maybe you took it, and if you did that’s cool to finally hear from the original source.
Here’s the exact pic posted back in 2022
https://9gag.com/gag/aDYgjyN?utm_source=copy_link&utm_medium=post_share
Look at the upvote counts and the date on the imgur pic. Someone reposted my pic to 9gag after it hit Reddit’s homepage. 9gag is mostly reposted stuff anyway.
Don’t believe me if you want, the divining turd doesn’t care.