GORKA never left the left. I hang about it, like a specter -- for what could be more frightening, Ms. Hexbear? You claim to be the ghost of communism, haunting the world? Well I, GORKA, haunt the hantee. I am a spector two-fold --nay!-- a spector squared! Shall I rattle my chains at thee? Muahahahaha!!!

[–] a_blanqui_slate@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

He's back folks.

[–] Gorka@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

eeeehhh, here and there, bits and pieces

i remember to log in when i remember to log in

always check the headlines, tho. you kids is pretty good at this game

[–] Gorka@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

Because I value your rivalry, Ms. Hexbear, I shall reveal one more detail:

I never specified our would-be vee-pee was living!

For while you debauched fiends of the left may have your "Juche Necromancy", 'tis but a child's parlor trick compared to the dark arts of...

The Dragon of Budapest!!!

Muahahahaha!

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Anthony Weiner would be a much funnier possibility

[–] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

The nominative determinism at play for how his career ended is hilarious to me.

[–] anaesidemus@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

I thought of him also

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Trump-Bloomberg 2024

Make America obvious there's a club and you're not in it... Again

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Trump - Santos 2024

[–] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

If it's Gorka then my rookie card's value is gonna SURGE.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

Gorka is a massive evil shithead. It's a shame Kádár didn't execute his dad.

[–] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

well if Gorka said it it must be true

[–] octobob@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

My vice president 😍