this post was submitted on 20 Jan 2024
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[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 25 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Meanwhile, in a different store…

[–] bmsok@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

The image AND the username... well done

[–] corus_kt@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Mozzarella wants to use you

Some of them gouda get used by you

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

It's only entertaining if you buy one of each and force your children to taste every single one.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

I'm stuck in the orange juice aisle. It keeps saying concentrate.

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Dude, they're cold. Everyone knows that you gotta warm them up first!

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What is this Einstein shit? I DIDN'T ASK FOR SMART CHEESE, I ASKED FOR ENTERTAINING CHEESE!

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 5 points 2 years ago

Just ask yourself...

[–] nieceandtows@programming.dev 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ten minutes of entertainment is pretty damn good for cheese.

[–] RagnarokOnline@programming.dev 4 points 2 years ago

Yeah I was gonna say. Most YouTubers would KILL to have that kind of engagement.

[–] AlmightySnoo@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Maybe you were the one supposed to entertain them

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

I'll bring my Groucho glasses next time.

[–] lugal@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Cobain does sound like a type of cheese...

[–] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

All Nirvana lyrics are just Kurt Cobain muttering the names of different types of cheese into the microphone

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oh my god, someone get Weird Al on the phone quickly because this needs to happen.

[–] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks 1 points 2 years ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

at least we have this.

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

You've seen the cheese, but have you tried Entertainment Crackers?

I was expecting something else entirely but eh...

[–] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

How is cheese in plastic tubs pls explain