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[–] Rakonat@lemmy.world 59 points 2 years ago (4 children)

If you think a girl's hands are cold, wait till you feel their bare feet against your legs in the middle of the night.

[–] uid0gid0@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

I was out shoveling snow the other day and I guess I need new boots cause my feet were frozen. Then it was turnabout is fair play when I put my cold feet on her and she acted like I was the worst human being ever.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Legs? How about your back lol

[–] Rakonat@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Im not Al Bundy and didn't marry Peg.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

I married some sort of animal that likes to sleep in weird positions. Legs in back are too common for me

[–] irmoz@reddthat.com 59 points 2 years ago (6 children)

What exactly does the "No one: " accomplish, here?

[–] ehyuman@lemmy.dbzer0.com 93 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

No one:
This guy: What exactly does the "No one: " accomplish, here?

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

Lmao I see it now

[–] FlaminGoku@reddthat.com 44 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Took me forever to understand that it is meant to show the thought is "random" / "weird" / "coming out of thin air"

It's silly. You can see the same thing with memes starting with

So,

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[–] Sunfoil@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It implies a lack of justification, like there is no good reason girls hands are like that. Not sure why everyone is confused. It's a meme format that has been around forever.

[–] irmoz@reddthat.com 2 points 2 years ago (10 children)

How does it imply that? I know it's been around ages, still don't get it.

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[–] hglman@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago

Allowing us to laff

[–] Kanda@reddthat.com 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It accomplishes the text "No one:"

[–] irmoz@reddthat.com 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[–] smeg@feddit.uk 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"I can't think of a good intro for my joke and am a slave to trends"

[–] renzev@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

A surprising amount of people get their knickers in a twist over it, which is pretty funny tbh. I like to put it in a lot of my memes just to piss people off haha

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 2 points 2 years ago

Consider my knickers twisted!

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 49 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I'm cold girl until the second I fall asleep, then my body heats up like a nuclear reactor and if I've fallen asleep with a heating pad (because cold) I wake up in 20 minutes all hot and A N G E R Y like the hulk.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago

This is my wife. Cold as hell when going to sleep, but in the time it takes me to fall asleep she goes from ice block to inferno.

Nature is amazing

[–] MrBusiness@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 years ago

So you the red hulk frfr

[–] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 20 points 2 years ago

Well that takes the cake as being the weirdest gender euphoria I've experienced so far

[–] chiwiu@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

a curse in the winter time, a blessing in summer

[–] JPJones@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Yup! Best part of cuddles is being a human blanket

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] uis@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Doesn't load

[–] muculent@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

When she wants to get frisky but the cold makes you turtle.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 2 years ago

As someone who is perpetually on fire: I love those icy hands on my back πŸ₯Ί

[–] OceanSoap@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

To be fair, our heat goes to conserve our inner organs. We may lose our hands first if we're stranded in a blizzard, but we'll survive the men, and hands are replaceable.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wait, when did hands become replaceable?

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 years ago

Full metal alchemist, duh.

[–] Hux@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 years ago

This Woman’s World article discusses the topic and provides supporting citation in the form of embedded links to various sources.

https://www.womansworld.com/posts/health/why-are-women-always-cold

[–] jenny_ball@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

yes studies show females have significantly colder extremeties by a few degrees i forgot exactly how much

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

women lose their hands and feet

men die off

women lie in the snow like potatoes

"Heh, we survived the men"

[–] uis@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

This is called samovar

Is there a way we can convince everyone to try to donate blood so if nothing else everyone get a free iron level screening?

[–] frostysauce@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Anyone else wondering why she has buttholes in her hands?

[–] PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 years ago

To poop obviously?

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