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[–] Hextic@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago (2 children)

And microwaves. Why haven't they made one with a "silent" mode?

[–] JusnJusn@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

On some models the button press beeps can be muted by holding the number 2 button down for a few seconds. Worked on my michael wave.

[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Hold number 2 for Micheal to wave.

[–] Hextic@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I've heard this before. Sadly my Walmart cheapo brand does not.

[–] MusketeerX@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago
[–] Bakachu@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Everyone knows it's only ever fully closed upon transportation from grocery store to house. Once it's opened that lid always stays cracked open for easy access.

If you're fully closing that lid every time you deserve that alarm going off lol.

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] tourist@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Forever-chemical flavoured air 🤤

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Use this information to your advantage during midnight assassination missions if your target has a sweet tooth and you've left the silencer at home.

[–] lorez@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

I'm sure this advice will come in handy sooner or later.

[–] neutralbipolar2@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

For me its how my footsteps are always louder at night

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 years ago

That one creaky floorboard suddenly gets a 20 db boost

[–] wazoobonkerbrain@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Why would you open an empty cake box late at night?

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