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[–] Mirodir@discuss.tchncs.de 59 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] spujb@lemmy.cafe 47 points 2 years ago (1 children)

becomes a fucking castle tower

[–] odium@programming.dev 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why not both? A knook is the way to go.

[–] doctorcrimson@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Perhaps even a cranny.

[–] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 48 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm officially on my way to the promised land now.

Wish me luck, I'll need it :')

[–] spujb@lemmy.cafe 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

you are already there :3 godspeed and so much love 💖

[–] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 years ago

Thank you, you sweet little person in my phone <3

[–] ryven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 46 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

What the hell is up with the board and notation? The board is off by 90 degrees, the bottom left square should be black (unless we're looking from the side, but the labels suggest we're not, because the letters are across the bottom like normal). And then if you actually look at the file and rank labels, they don't match across the board—the leftmost file is marked "a" on the bottom, but "h" on the top, and the ranks are the same way.

They specifically designed it to annoy chess players, LMAO.

[–] doctorcrimson@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Also, technically, the pawn can be promoted to any kind of piece.

Yeah very positive message, you can be whatever you want on the promised land

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Tall, powerful women

Horse girls

Castle boys

Tall, powerful women who escaped peasantry


You could make an anime out of this...

[–] SaltyIceteaMaker@iusearchlinux.fyi 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Castle girls every chess piece except the king is female

[–] Life_inst_bad@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

(outside the door to the local cathlic church) let me inn let me innnnnn !!

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 years ago
[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Iloveyurianime@ani.social 2 points 2 years ago

Recent response has been released?

[–] kittykittycatboys@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

i sadly cannot do that, cuz im a short king ✊

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If you lose your legs in some freak "accident" you can be made a couple inches taller by prosthetics

but why would i wanna be taller? shorter boys r easier to cuddle, checkmate athiesm !

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 points 2 years ago

"King me."

"This is chess, not checkers."

"I know, but if I have multiple kings, you'll never be able to win unless you take them all down at the same time. Victory through the rite of succession."

[–] FakeGreekGirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 years ago

Yeah, that tracks.