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[โ€“] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 74 points 2 years ago (4 children)

And most of them are your grandma and her friends ๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ‘ต

"Such a handsome boy! Have a cookie my dear"

[โ€“] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm sure at least some of them are down for pound town.

[โ€“] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 2 years ago

they can even take off their teeth!

[โ€“] sus@programming.dev 10 points 2 years ago

grandma has a lot of friends

[โ€“] rifugee@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

At least you still get a cookie!

[โ€“] Rodeo@lemmy.ca 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah but I don't find them attractive.

[โ€“] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Rodeo@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 years ago

Yeah maybe! That's still 750,000 so maybe I'll find someone after all.

Hopefully some of them live nearby.

[โ€“] Dalexios@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago

Can't believe all those 75 mil people can have such a wrong opinion

[โ€“] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

I want all 75 million people to join me in an orgy. It'll be the ugliest thing on earth.

[โ€“] Gork@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Orgies should really become more normalized in society.

[โ€“] RampageDon@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

I mean if you are to believe what some politicians say, we aren't too far off

[โ€“] Jimbo@yiffit.net 2 points 2 years ago

Yeah idk, orgies are cool and all but it's a bit crowded

[โ€“] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Too bad they all live in China.

[โ€“] baseless_discourse@mander.xyz 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is this how tankies are made?

[โ€“] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.de 2 points 2 years ago

Yes, more or less. Their attitude is like "future exists where beautiful women exist, and in russia they are beautiful, so surely in russia i can find my future".

[โ€“] jaschen@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 2 years ago

Men can love men too man! Ya too bad for China. I feel sorry for the people in China under the CCP.

[โ€“] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

Would that classify me as a "kink"?

[โ€“] Burninator05@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

44 million live in Asia, 14m in Africa, 7m in Europe, 6m in North America, 4m in South America, 400k in Australia/Oceania

[โ€“] nexguy@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

That means 2.6 people find you attractive in every single square mile of land on Earth. Let's make that 1 to account for children and elderly.

[โ€“] 1984@lemmy.today 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

I found two women who find me attractive so that's nice. I'm happy with that. :)

But in my next life I want to be a guy who gets liked by all girls. Seems fun.

[โ€“] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I don't know, it kind of sounds exhausting.

[โ€“] 1984@lemmy.today 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I know what you mean actually... Yeah. Maybe it's not all that fun after a while.

[โ€“] Shellbeach@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Or maybe you could try to be a woman?

[โ€“] 1984@lemmy.today 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[โ€“] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.de 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Been there. When I was younger, lots of girl found me attractive.

Problem is, many of them aren't being genuine. They just want to be with you to impress their other friends. Count them out, and you've filtered 90% of all girls.

Then there are those, who want to be with you, but simply think that they are not allowed to be in love with someone. Kinda shy, but mostly a false sense of pride/chastity. So annoying.

Then you are left with a bunch of fat girls, who got emotional problems. They are fine, mostly, but it takes a lot of strength to deal with them. Mostly due to their emotional problems.

Then there are the few, who are actually nice, ready to be in a relationship, and pretty.

These are mostly taken, and most of them tell you "sorry I can't, my boyfriend would get jealous", even though it's pretty clear they simply don't want to put in the effort to think this through.

Then there's the rest, which is like 1% maybe.

So here we are, we got full circle.

[โ€“] 1984@lemmy.today 3 points 2 years ago

Yeah. Girls get idolized a lot in teenage movies too, it must be impossible to live up to the hype.

[โ€“] buzz86us@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They apparently don't live near me.

[โ€“] And009@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 2 years ago

They're 3 miles away, rule

[โ€“] Artyom@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

Gives a whole new meaning to "We are the 99%"

[โ€“] fastandcurious@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

What if 100%, is there still hopeโ˜น๏ธ

[โ€“] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If you're rich, it doesn't matter if you're pretty.

[โ€“] fastandcurious@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[โ€“] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Granted, he got thinner (he claims he took Ozempic, so he paid his way to a thinner body, as you can when you're rich), but not before he had most if not all of his children.

[โ€“] Allero@lemmy.today 4 points 2 years ago

There's no such thing as 100% efficiency. Even at repelling girls