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So they fell off the side, or rather one fell and the other played lemmings. I kind of assumed they legit fell off a container ship, would make sense. If they were boarding a fucking small boat and “fell off” they 100% got killed in the attempt.
I’m pretty sure I read a resistance update that said they killed two US special forces
either a slow nightmare death floating in bathtub warm seawater with no hope or getting domed by resistance
both equally funny and deserved
sources report the first navy seal was climbing into a row boat, when his zipper caught on a cleated line, squeezed his balls, and after 5 years of Evangelical Christian NoFap he busted instantly and fell into the water. the other bozo jumped in after him, but instead of landing next to him, he landed directly on top of him and their heads clunked like coconuts.
no longer wrapped in tactical floaties and carrying the weight of 12 days worth of chef boyardee ravioli MREs, they sank instantaneously never to be seen again.
They got ate by sharks 
:sicko-orca:
comrade orcas, I hope you ate well
Helping who?
get eaten at the bottom of the sea, pigs. Lmao
"warheads" is a nice attempt at trying to invoke WMD fears
US special forces are nothing compared an average joe and jane with an AK74
