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Forking in public? What has this world come to?
This looks like a fork on the road.
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"I ordered an Uber to give me a lift."
Ordered Uber but got instacart.
Nothing sexier than a man with forklift certification.
Ikr. Like c mon, leave some forking for the rest of us.
Damn, bro. Save some bussy for the rest of us.
Shouldn't park with your forks up
Forkwit
around here, people use "alternate" vehicles, like atv, snowmobiles, lawn mowers and tractors, etc. to get to the bars because they lost their license. have not seen a forklift parked outside of one, though----yet.
Did they lose their cars too?
Driving a lawn mower on a public road would be just as illegal as driving a car right? Just more suspicious actually.
some of their cars and trucks may still be wrapped-around a tree or in a ditch, or were impounded. and you can get ticketed for driving them without a license, but you can't get a ticket for cruising down the road on a lawn tractor without one (afaik, you could still get a dui though).
You can drive an unregistered vehicle on a public road? I don’t think that works where I live.
This. A lot of kids drove golf carts to the pool and stuff, but while that would be semi-legal in their gated community, they had to cross a public road where even licensed drivers would be breaking the law. No one seemed to care though. I'm fairly certain it's illegal in most US states.