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[–] photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 66 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Idk man... Guns are kinda phallic... Wouldn't it be gay to make one shoot??

[–] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Depends if it’s your gun or someone else’s.

[–] Lev_Astov@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

True wisdom.

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oh damn, I forgot to wear socks today... ;)

[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Have we tried pushing this message and seeing if it helps the mass shootings?

[–] FunkyMonk@kbin.social 13 points 2 years ago

Say there Sherif, thats some BIG IRON down there on your hip.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

Guise, I figured it out. Semi-automatic guns work a lot like vibrators which is why they can fire from the hip and that rubs their dick/clits while firing off a round. Think about it. This gun craze is actually a fixation on jerking off.

[–] cooopsspace 11 points 2 years ago

Whichever way you frame it, it has the same result.

Both guns you grip firmly and stuff comes shooting out the end.

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago

Sometimes I just sit there and give it my hands for my own pleasure. Did you ever consider that? It's a dynamic you wouldn't understand.

[–] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

This is a feature not a bug

[–] Blackout@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

Jerkin them off is part of the fun. I can fire my revolver with my dinklefritz

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

That joke in R&M is so good.

beth cocks shotgun and jerry goes

I wish that shotgun was my penis

And so beth goes "then I want to be ernest hemingway", so good

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

With how horny some folks are for their gun, I'm not sure, everyone feels the same about the handjobs...

[–] asbestos@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

For some reason Semi Automatic blah blah blah started playing in my mind