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Hella unlikely they were used to knit gloves

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[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 96 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Unlikely why?

Here's a video of it being used for that: https://youtu.be/76AvV601yJ0?si=kvdh4ZLiBCmyldPN

I have seen people argue that "they are pretty intricate and expensive things to use only for the purposes of knitting gloves. ". To them, I would like to submit my wife's $1100 sewing machine that definitely gets used, and isn't just some weird status symbol among creative types.

[–] sanpo@sopuli.xyz 58 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Just because you could use it for knitting it doesn't mean it was its purpose.
There's not a lot of detail, but you can check on the Wiki why it's ultimately an unlikely explanation: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_dodecahedron#Purpose

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Thanks! I really like the idea that it was a test of skill of a blacksmith.

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[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (9 children)

Knitting isn’t attested until almost a millennium after this artifact was created. Nålbinding was practiced during this era in a variety of areas and can look very similar, but is mechanically very diffferent.

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[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 64 points 2 years ago

Ofk. They just made them to troll future archaeologist

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[–] rimjob_rainer@discuss.tchncs.de 35 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Just like my code. It's obvious what it does and doesn't need documentation.. until I try to understand it 2 years later.

[–] Senshi@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Lol, try two weeks later 😅

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[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 35 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My mother has a fascination with Roman Dodecahedra, so I 3D printed her one for Christmas. She hasn't knitted any gloves with them yet. (And may never, but she still likes it and has it sitting on the mantle over the fireplace.)

[–] thehatfox@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Printing a Roman dodecahedron seems like an interesting torture test for a 3D printer, plenty of overhangs.

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

Yeah, the particular model I printed was specifically designed to be easy-ish to print. It's printed in like 32 parts (one for each face and one connector for each vertex) and requires assembly after printing. All to avoid overhangs and such.

But yeah. Raw-dogging it with the supports would be pretty nightmarish. Lol.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 34 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Every Roman has a plumbus in their home. It's clearly a Latin word.

[–] Cratermaker@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 2 years ago

E plumbus unum

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[–] Selmafudd@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's a prime chaotic resonator, It's to apply fossils to your gear..

[–] RQG@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

By the shining golden arse of innocence, I got that reference.

[–] GarrulousBrevity@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago

You don't know what to do with the three seashells?

[–] TheObviousSolution@lemm.ee 26 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

It's a rope junction, with the different holes for different knots and rope bundles, with the spokes serving as rope bend/end points. Presumably it would get weeded out as the places where it was employed either stopped making use of them, like perhaps the weather fabric roof shielding of the coliseum, or ended up using more specialized means, like for sailing.

[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

These things are generally found with coins. They would have been shockingly expensive to use as a rope junction when there are other, cheaper ways to do that. They would have been difficult to produce, especially in any great quantity, hell it would be hard today. There's also at least one icosahedron floating around somewhere that's very similar but with fewer openings

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[–] malle_yeno@pawb.social 7 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I was going to say, this looks very similar to knitting circles that are available today (I use them all the time). Those knobs and holes make me immediately think that this is used for fibre or knot work of some kind. Rope seems understandable, but I can't tell from the picture if that is made from metal or clay. No issues if it was metal, but I would figure that clay wouldn't hold up to the rope pulling and pressing against it in any intensive application.

I am curious as to why OP decided this is unlikely to be used for "knitting gloves". The Romans may not have practiced knitting as we understand it now since that came about in the middle ages, but knitting isn't the only form of knotwork that can produce cloth.

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[–] kenoh@lemm.ee 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Until I looked at the comments here I thought this was the little box thingy that Shadowheart had in BG3.

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[–] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 25 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I like how archeologists never come to the conclusion that something could just be an art trend.

Everything has to have a useful purpose even though we all own stuff with no actual purpose.

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 years ago

The wiki on this specific object briefly mentions it may have been for decoration

[–] Laticauda@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

They do come to that conclusion all the time, but in some cases it's impossible to know for sure. If they don't know for sure then they're not going to say it's definitely for decoration only, but they'll list it as an option, which they have done for this object.

[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

How dare you assert my wall of funkopops has no purpose!

[–] Darthjaffacake@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Yeah it's funny that's never the conclusion but logically it makes sense to not dismiss something as unknown until we're sure it wasn't used for anything else. Still can't wait for future civilizations to be very confused when they see my collection of funny looking coins.

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Alright, hear me out...lamp.

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] Resol@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago

What else would it be? It's obviously a Katamari Damacy.

[–] ComradePorkRoll@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I like the idea that it was a blacksmith "benchy." Archeologists might do the same with the one 3D printing hobbyists make.

[–] IHasAHat@startrek.website 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Archeologists in the future: WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE SO MANY LITTLE BOATS?!

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[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Honestly, that's a pretty good take. Considering that welding/brazing would be incredibly hard (or impossible) with the tools available in antiquity, we're left with casting that beast in one shot. The thin walls and nubblins on all sides that need to permit molten bronze to fill, makes for a difficult to construct and pour mold. Heck, just constructing the master from clay or wood is non-trivial, and then there's the finish work on the rough casting.

So yeah, a practically useless paperweight that demonstrates how amazing your brozneworks is? Totally plausible.

Edit: Upon closer inspection, it might have been mostly turned on a lathe out of a chunk of cast bronze, with a ton of manual finish work. So, still very hard. The nubblins don't 100% interfere with the faces if you can get your tool in behind them, cutting from the axis of rotation, outward. Each face on the duodecahedron has an opposing face, making turning between centers easy. The nublins are also all opposed from each other, on the same axis, which would make those possible to also form on a lathe. It's the hollow inside that would require turning to remove bulk mateiral, then a pile of manual finishing work.

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[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I love how, in this very thread, there are 3-4 pretty confident (and completely different) answers stating, without much doubt, its obvious purpose.

[–] thehatfox@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

My theory is that they had no practical purpose, they were just a trendy knickknack that eventually fell out of fashion. A Roman equivalent of a fidget spinner or something.

In a few thousand years whatever has become of humanity will be digging up fidget spinners and wondering about them in the same way we do with dodecahedrons. It's not as if anyone will have been preserving fidget spinner media for millennia to explain them.

[–] Smokeydope@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

My personal idea is that they are objects created both to flex metalworking craftsman skill and in worship of sacred geometry. Ancient peoples ascribed divinity to the harmonies of the universe, especially the harmonies in mathematics like geometry. The fancier looking platonic solids like dodecahedron and icosohedron have almost magical levels of symmetry built in to them making them both aesthetically pleasing complex shapes. The fact they even exist inspires philosophical and even spiritual thoughts. As far as I understand romans had some very impressive archetecture incorporating mathematical ratios almost constantly, archetects and metal workers may very well have needed to worship geometry as a divine aspect in order to achieve such neurotic levels of mathematics in their aesthetic.

[–] elbucho@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

It's a cat toy. They didn't have laser pointers back then.

[–] ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 years ago

I think you can bring it to Master Rahool for a piece of exotic gear.

[–] Hazrod@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

The thingamabob needs no description

[–] MrsDoyle@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm thinking coin sorter. You start by sorting the smallest coins through the littlest holes, and work your way up.

I'm a knitter, and making gloves with it just doesn't compute for me. It's too clumsy, with too many extra steps. They'd be making gloves from fabric or leather.

[–] NaibofTabr 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I like this idea because it fits with finding them in coin hoards and it seems practical - a simpler way for a merchant to check the value of coins without a scale and set of precision weights.

But this one presents a problem:

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[–] excitingburp@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Looks like my dick would fit. It's a urinal.

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[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

That's SCP-184 and you don't wanna know what it does.

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[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Has anyone ever tried gathering them all in one place?

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[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (4 children)

does....does it go in your butt?

[–] ForestOrca@kbin.social 10 points 2 years ago

No, only things that have a flange.

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[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 2 years ago (4 children)

i saw someone suggest it was for hanging torches and i desperately want to know what the fuck the inside of their mind looks like, and what they think a torch is

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

EDC torches with long-lasting paraffin and burnished-bronze keychain now on sale at Amazonicus. Buy now and get a credit-card-sized folding pitchfork half price, to always have in your pocket for those unexpected occasions.

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[–] Blackout@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I know what its for but i'm not going to tell you guys

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[–] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It honestly kind of looks like a model of a virus lol

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