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[–] Thorry84@feddit.nl 0 points 2 years ago

I've seen a changelog that said "Introduced some bugs, so we can fix them later".

It was a joke, but true nonetheless.

[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I remember making a bunch of fixes and calling them after Star Wars movies with the thing I'm fixing or what was broken as the noun.

[–] onlinepersona@programming.dev 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Could you give an example? "Star Wars: The Bug Fix"?

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[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

The upload menace

Attack of the zero

Revenge of Apache

A new filter

The loop strikes back

Return of the analytics

[–] onlinepersona@programming.dev -1 points 2 years ago

😂 these are great, thanks!

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[–] solivine@sopuli.xyz -2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

When there's a limit to the size of a commit message it does make it difficult to actually list all the changes, so sometimes this is all you can write.

I know in theory you're meant to commit little and often, but in practice it doesn't always work out that way.

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