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According to bg3 achievement stats about one in ten players have fucked this thing. Pretty impressive considering it's not possible until act 3, and only a third of players make it that far.
I absolutely fucked this thing as soon as I got the chance
Ok I haven't played BG3 yet so maybe there's some context I'm missing, but aren't Mind Flayers asexual aberrations who reproduce through literal brain worms?
(Guess the devs are still too woke to let players make love to a beholder..)
but aren't Mind Flayers asexual aberrations who reproduce through literal brain worms?
It's played as a joke with neither the PC or the mindflayer in question have any idea how mindflayers fuck. You get the option grasp one of the face tentacles and hope it's erogenous. That sorta thing.
ok that's actually quite funny
He's (probably) not interested in the sex part and just want to make you trust him. If you have a falling out he'll reveal how he truly views you and it's really gross and manipulative.
You just have to call him a freak and he goes full incel and tells you how Duke Stelmane was basically his political meat puppet and you should be glad he's moved on to gaslighting and emotional manipulation
No regrets ditching him for Orpheus
It's awful, especially when he ends that conversation by threatening to force you to use the astral tadpole. Real abuser energy, I could never see him as an ally after that.
Which is actually wild since the Knights of the Shield worship an Archdevil.
one of my proudest achievements 
Why wouldn't you fuck the tentacle thing? It didn't even cross my mind to not fuck the tentacle monster. It's a game, who cares.
Fuck everything that moves% speedrun
So about 30% of players who get the option to fuck the mindflayer take it? 3/10 people play until they get the option, and 1 of those 3 takes it.
They must be... completionists
Also jsyk the reason i found this is because some dude said "i know shes old, but hear me out" about Linda Cardelini
https://nitter.net/SugarandStories/status/1746441370771010044
cis men should have to pass a written exam before they are allowed to use the internet
For the essay portion they just write smut.
It has to contain gay sex, and no characters are allowed to breast boobily down any stairs or anything like that.
Can they use the words "tumescent" and "pert" or nah
also no
Nubile? Lithe?
Turgid?
48
old
logan's run ass future
I believe this man is trolling, at least I hope so
It's true. If your face literally makes children cry as you pass on the sidewalk, there's at least 10 women somewhere out there like "ok but, you know,"
definitely not me, haha 😅.....🥵
If she cant protect the hive cluster I dont want her
In terms of the standard American model most women have been moster fuckers for most of history. A giant spider is less monstrous than any senator and they could only be much better at aftercare.
Speak for yourselves, other men
The Shape of Water (2017)
They've got very long fingers, might need a nail trim first though.
I've posted about being a cryptid before, so I just wanna say: DM are open, but only to vampires and lycanthropes.
Nah, Mindflayer is actually pretty much standard attraction for women. If you've ever seen porn drawn by women, the focus is less on the face and more on the shoulders, neck, and chest. Mindflayer is pretty much a 1:1 of the traditional hunk besides the face. Plus the armor serves to give the impression of wider shoulders.
Everyone has their own preferences etc etc just talking about general trends.
Hands. They have yaoi hands. I am reasonably sure the female gaze is hand, ball, butt, in that order. As a cis man I would never actually ask her opinion on what they like so this is all just from ao3 tags
ok but what about their forearms? 
Fuck I forgot hands.
Mindflayer is pretty much a 1:1 of the traditional hunk besides the face
So Mileena for women.