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[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 60 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"America is post-racial because I wasn't sure whether to be one kind of racist or another, but the answer was a third kind altogether."

What's the deal with weirdos being obsessed with knowing what race people are?

[–] Barabas@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago

Gotta know for his fetish folders.

[–] GnastyGnuts@hexbear.net 49 points 2 years ago

That seems like something one of us would write as a joke.

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 42 points 2 years ago (1 children)

may a Bangladeshi factory collapse on top of him

[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago

I can't believe "the progressive sweatshop guy" used to be and still is a viable branding for op-ed people.

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Crackers always getting confused that biracial people exist.

[–] HexBroke@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Until it swings wildly in the other direction

Zendaya is just VERY ITALIAN

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

Her great great grandmother was a Cherokee princess

[–] dannoffs@lemmy.sdf.org 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"America is post racist because I'm too stupid to even properly be racist"

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Wow, what a funny take random federated user who definitely wasn't me not realizing they were logged into a different account. You seem like a cool person.

[–] LesbianLiberty@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why did you use two different frames of the same video as your avatar

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I did a separate image search each time and did a screenshot. Tbh I thought they were slightly different crops of the same image.

At least try to make your account name's different, lmao...

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago

This sounds like a joke post, but knowing who this guy is, he’s just genuinely stupid

[–] RION@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

thinking-about-it

Bro doesn't know she's meechee ICANT

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

“You say America is racist yet look at how many countries are represented in the typical mega-marts ethnic food aisle. Checkmate, tankie!”

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

During my lib phase i listened to one of the podcasts this nerd was on a lot so i can easily imagine this tweet in his smug little voice i hate him

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

Ill be damned

[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago
[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

idk if he's joking but this is a very funny thing to say

[–] bubbalu@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] the_itsb@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Why is he cosplaying Pitbull