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It's the dunk tank.

This is where you come to post big-brained hot takes by chuds, libs, or even fellow leftists, and tear them to itty-bitty pieces with precision dunkstrikes.

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[–] DiscoPosting@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago (4 children)

racist-lorry-driver — "Fuck you, falling into a world and just getting lost! No, no, no! Current-fucking-day! You take everything we love — all our immersions, all our fantasies, all our escapism — and you can't help shovel your dogshit, fucking-crap ideology into everything!"

de-half-light — He won't fucking shut up. Knock him out.

de-empathy [Challenging: Success] — The wavering of his voice, the tears dewing in his eyes, the erupting tantrum; he isn't acting like the usual grifters you've seen. He believes this. Video games are the only thing that he has. You can see before you the faded afterimage of a friendless little boy, kneeling alone in a patch of playground grass and clover. He's been this way forever.

de-authority — Don't go soft on a display this pathetic. Make an example out of him. His little computer-buddies need to be too ashamed to agree with him in the open.

[–] reddit@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

What fucking Disco writer is secretly running this account, goddamn, how do you nail it every fucking time?

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

If you're Kurvitz you have to tell us. It's the law

[–] axont@hexbear.net 0 points 2 years ago

I like how how every half-light suggestion is to kill someone like a wild animal or crawl into a corner and cry

[–] Suns_Firstborn@lemmy.ml 0 points 2 years ago

I hear their voices in my head

[–] Sasuke@hexbear.net 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] SuperNovaCouchGuy2@hexbear.net 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Someone please trace this and make a new soyface lmao

[–] Llituro@hexbear.net 0 points 2 years ago

he got owned by a trans npc later and it fucking rocks. these dudes are so fucking frothy and stupid it's awesome. on the one hand screaming about immersion and treaterinos and on the other hand failing to recognize that any reasonable future society is going to have a lot more options than just gender affirming surgeries and hrt

[–] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 0 points 2 years ago
[–] ProfessorAdonisCnut@hexbear.net 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Fun fact: this is what virtue signalling actually looks like.

Whatever Mr Shouty divorced man actually thinks, he's not acting like this because he cares that much about pronouns but for the approval of his garbage audience.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 0 points 2 years ago

Fun fact: this is what virtue signalling actually looks like.

Whatever Mr Shouty divorced man actually thinks, he's not acting like this because he cares that much about pronouns but for the approval of his garbage audience.

Same deal whenever some chud makes a performatively "aren't I cool" clown face while eating le steak and drinking le whiskey while holding le cigar to trigger the wokes. libs-owned

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 0 points 2 years ago

My man's complaining about being constantly taken out of the immersion

Oh, is it asking your pronouns every time you enter a new planet? Every time you boot up the game? Every time you're introduced to a new character? Yeah, wow, that's so excessive

Wait, what's that, only during the character creation screen and then never again?

Has your brain been eaten by maggots?