If you figure each engineer costs apple $250,000 a year, that’s the equivalent of 250 engineers. Could you imagine what apple could accomplish with 5 extra engineering departments? In what world is this one guy worth that much?
this post was submitted on 12 Jan 2024
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If we use our own criteria to evaluate Apple's success (and wage distribution), then it makes no sense from its very beginning. Just like with any company. EDIT: not started by us
I'm pretty sure that you could use one of those departments to fully automate management. Just go full data-driven and tie salaries to revenue. The engineers can take it from there, they're plenty smart
That poor, poor man. My heart goes out to him.
He's about to quit Netflix and avocado toasts SMH
Poor guy. Better start a gofundme right now.
You could buy an Apple branded polishing cloth. Pretty much the same as a donation.
I would but I'm afraid my android phone is not on the list of compatible devices 😞
I bet he still tastes great with some BBQ sauce on. Eat that fat cunt.
Would it even be cannibalism? I'm pretty sure all the billionaires are some form of reptiles.
Better cut down on the avos then
Is Tim Apple going to be okay?
Pffft, look at this loser over here, only making $63 million. Maybe he'll have to start cutting back on the avocado toast to make ends meet now.
That's why we don't see him wearing a vision pro. The poor guy can't afford it.
Someone make him a gofundme
waaay less of a drop than apple's prestige and UX quality since jobs
Thots and preggers
He's almost too poor for having a private army now.
Oh no
He is so cool like jobs. He was able to give one dollar extra to 63million of his employees. So generous!
No wait that's 161,000 employees so that's $391 dollars each!
At my work, they gave us 500 bucks each plus a couple of days off. That guy, what a fuckin clown 🤡.