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I just don't even engage with anyone saying anything along those lines anymore. It's like talking to a flat earther. There is just too much of a gap in foundational knowledge that can't be bridged to even begin having a discussion.
Dude called me a "pronoun demon" and i think we should reclaim that
It's like the inverse of a 
but the eyes are different pronouns
Pronoun demon is awesome. Nobody can ever refer to the pronoun demon because the pronoun demon's pronouns are like pi, just infinitely generating. If someone tries, they will surely perish.
Kind of like Settra
Oh mighty, Settra... Great King, the Imperishable, Khemrikhara, The Great King of Nehekhara, King of Kings, Opener of the Way, Wielder of the Divine Flame, Punisher of Nomads, The Great Unifier, Commander of the Golden Legion, Sacred of Appearance, Bringer of Light, Father of Hawks, Builder of Cities, Protector of the Two Worlds, Keeper of the Hours, Chosen of Ptra, High Steward of the Horizon, Sailor of the Great Vitae, Sentinel of the Two Realms, The Undisputed, Begetter of the Begat, Scourge of the Faithless, Carrion-feeder, First of the Charnel Valley, Rider of the Sacred Chariot, Vanquisher of Vermin, Champion of the Death Arena, Mighty Lion of the Infinite Desert, Emperor of the Shifting Sands, He Who Holds The Sceptre, Great Hawk Of The Heavens, Arch-Sultan of Atalan, Waker of the Hierotitan, Monarch of the Sky, Majestic Emperor of the Shifting Sands, Champion of the Desert Gods, Breaker of the Ogre Clans, Builder of the Great Pyramid, Terror of the Living, Master of the Never-Ending Horizon, Master of the Necropolises, Taker of Souls, Tyrant to the Foolish, Bearer of Ptra's Holy Blade, Scion of Usirian, Scion of Nehek, The Great, Chaser of Nightmares, Keeper of the Royal Herat, Founder of the Mortuary Cult, Banisher of the Grand Hierophant, High Lord Admiral of the Deathfleets, Guardian of the Charnal Pass, Tamer of the Liche King, Unliving Jackal Lord, Dismisser of the Warrior Queen, Charioteer of the Gods, He Who Does Not Serve, Slayer off Reddittras, Scarab Purger, Favoured of Usirian, Player of the Great Game, Liberator of Life, Lord Sand, Wrangler of Scorpions, Emperor of the Dunes, Eternal Sovereign of Khemri's Legions, Seneschal of the Great Sandy Desert, Curserer of the Living, Regent of the Eastern Mountains, Warden of the Eternal Necropolis, Herald of all Heralds, Caller of the Bitter Wind, God-Tamer, Master of the Mortis River, Guardian of the Dead, Great Keeper of the Obelisks, Deacon of the Ash River, Belated of Wakers, General of the Mighty Frame, Summoner of Sandstorms, Master of all Necrotects, Prince of Dust, Tyrant of Araby, Purger of the Greenskin Breathers, Killer of the False God's Champions, Tyrant of the Gold Dunes, Golden Bone Lord, Avenger of the Dead, Carrion Master, Eternal Warden of Nehek's Lands, Breaker of Djaf's Bonds... and many, many more...
Good band name
DON'T HAVE KIDS IF YOU'RE SO POOR!!
WHY IS NO ONE HAVING KIDS??
The responsible way to have kids is to wait until you're forty, spend $50k on IVF, and then die in childbirth.
Also dickheads like this guy: Why won't anyone have children anymore?
Same with Elon they're more concerned with the "right" kind of people breeding.
FWISH woo woo woo BOOM
I want to strangle hustle grind culture to death with my bare hands.
Guess you have no experiance in the real world.
Gulags are a tiny fraction of the dystopic this dude’s state-mandated birth control regime would be.
Why won't women fuck me?
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
People like this are so evil that they're completely alien to me. It's like seeing a pod person. All their humanity is gone.
Universal free bullet for guys like this
Hello fellow 100+ tab king, who needs bookmarks
Only on mobile lol. Since i dont have my tab saver apps to save me. But yes during this PC-less period im currently in I have been colonizing my phone.
Slapped to death with cheese graters more like it
gulag is too easy. Automatic wall.
One again, the anglos are acting like how they claim Jews act like.
White people are collectively just Team Flare from Pokemon. Even Elon Musk is basically Lysandre.
The Jewish conspiracy is just an Anglo psyop
it's one of the reasons they gave the Jews Israel
They need someone to take the heat
WASPs are so bad, that if I recall correctly, there was a proto-zionist group called Lehi that saw them as a bigger threat than nazi Germany.
I command this piece of shit buy me a ticket to his town so that I may beat him to death
Bluecheck is shooting himself in the foot. Where will we get cheap, disenfranchised labor to victimize if we don't coerce people to reproduce?
The Southern capitalists have understood this dynamic since back in the day when enslaved women were used for breeding and abortion was destruction of property.
There's probably a word to describe this type of political ideology
Posting the prosecution's evidence for the Truth and Reconciliation tribunal
”Why are all these dogs barking and why won't they stop? All I said is the POOR should be forcibly sterilized"
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Way to literally say it out loud, about how I feel society feels about me and other comrades who haven't been fortunate enough to have been born into families with generational wealth and or financial stability, and that every instance of interaction requires $$$ to some degree. Like I wanted to be a parent originally but everyday I don't see it happening more and more, not unless it's a polycule situation with partners able to bankroll everything for the kids to make sure they don't fall into the cracks. I want to waffle stomp that removed into a storm drain gdmn.
Sorry, common Aussie slur / vulgar slang for vagine, it's not a super duper awful slur but I'll do better
no child should be subjected to poverty
so let's do, you know, social programs, mutual aid, and a protracted peoeples' war against the capitalists who created poverty.
It’s disturbing how our ability to naturally and some cases kinda sorta spontaneously reproduce has become so offensive to some people. It’s the next part of our existence prime for ongoing commodification with mass infertility from pollution and over medication.