Loafers.

Basguettes ("basquette" is French slang for sneakers)

These French shoes are pain-ful

🎶$5 footlongs🎶

Loafers.

Your feet look inbread.

Those loafers sure are a pain.

Best Caption

Pictured: World War I soldier afflicted with French foot.

French sandals

Are those the five dollar foot longs I’ve heard so much about?

Don’t run a race in those. If things get heated you’re toast.

But seriously, you should wash your socks. They look a little crusty.

My Bunions are killing me

Wasteful

With wheat on my feet, I'm about to hit the street.

Bread feet

I was bread to run.

I got my new jays and I'm bready to roll.

Fit cross buns

Yeeastzy

Quels sont ces?!

bready for anything in your loafers

If you like my shoes you should see my buns.

Just bought a new pair of Feet Wellingtons

It's bread.

French clogs seem way more comfortable.

No time to explain, stick these loaves on your feet.

The new Yeeztys just dropped

She said that she loves feet, and she is hungry!

Fuck, I did it again.

You breader keep those shoes dry

Your move, Charlie Chaplin.

Feetloaf

"Upon closer inspection, these appear to be loafers."

"How do I get rid of foot yeast?"

Bready McBread Pain

That is one strange looking crocs.

https://youtu.be/-mwxE7Ky5hs?si=fsGu2hVj5SyLNyuv

Bread

Toasty

Just needs some toe jam.

BakenDuds - The brand with the four stripes.

I be rollin'

Caption contest aside, I am impressed by your dainty and possibly elf-like feet. Congrats on the feet lottery!

Caption: loafing around, raising hell

Pancletas