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Also How tf is NKFKRZ making a video not bootlicking the west?

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[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 55 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Add "hope this helps" to the liberal smugisms that I hate

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 34 points 2 years ago

Phrases that make you want to punch someone.

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 36 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Anyone with a conscience who sees the footage coming out of Gaza and hears the rhetoric of Israel's politicians, and the rhetoric coming from Israel's defenders will inevitably be sickened beyond their core.

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Obviously, the solution is to simply not do that. Don't watch the Gaza footage. Don't listen to Israeli politicians. Don't pay attention to the rhetoric from Israel's defenders. Fixate exclusively on some Arab teenager in a balaclava carrying an AK, then tell yourself "This person wants to do a Full Hitler and we must eliminate him at all costs".

Fully internalize the narratives of the Iraq War, by labeling everyone standing under an Israel bomb or in the path of a sniper's bullet as an "enemy combatant", without exception.

[–] CTHlurker@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

I've legit hit a wall with my mother when discussing Gaza and Israel at this point. She somehow fully believes everything that Israel says (including the whole "theres Hamas hiding under the hospitals") while also believing the conflict is 1000 years old and due to religious doctrines getting in the way. I've just given up trying to explain anything other than "read israeli newspapers and listen to their politicians, they sound like fucking Goebbels".

[–] voight@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡

[–] kot@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago (5 children)

How do NATO 'leftists' even exist?

[–] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago

It's nothing new or surprising. A lot of the "left" in the imperial core are really just dedicated to a more equitable distribution of wealth within the core and see the global south as a spooky asiatic horde threading the stability of the bourgeoisie democracy they benefit from living under.

[–] Gosplan14_the_Third@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago

Liberals. The exact same reasoning that led to most of the socdems to support "their" side during WW1. "Our state is bad, but hoo boy the countries it dislikes!"

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago

Curious to hear how quiet guys like Zizek and Chompsky have become in the last three months.

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

They are white supremacists but they also want healthcare. When their healthcare is cut to pay for more bombs they will tell themselves that it is a necessary sacrifice to defend against the great non-western bogeyman.

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

They want that European Socialism that is only for the global north and contingent on the constant exploitation of the global south.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How tf is NKFKRZ making a video not bootlicking the west?

Broken clock

[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Probably experienced what it's like being Russian in the West. They don't give a damn how much you kiss their ass as long as you're Russian.

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I wish that more white people could recognize this hypocrisy in western CHUDDery.

4chan and other types love to say the 14 words means ALL white people, but look at how they feel deep down about 'bad' whites like Ashkenazim Jews and Russians. Give it some time and CHUDs will eventually turn against plastic paddies in the US.

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

They always gotta have a bad scary "other" to rally against.

[–] Skeleton_Erisma@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Saw an SUV the other morning with a ukkkraine AND a acab sticker on their windows

Shits predictable like clockwork I almost peed myself laughing

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

Modern Liberalism is just bombing brown people and yelling "The other guy is worse!" when anyone objects.

[–] princeofsin@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

Why even debate or reason with these zionist fucks. Smashing them is the only correct answer.

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

NFKRZ actually underwent a bit of a redemption arc IIRC and he's no longer a CHUD.

[–] Xx_Aru_xX@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

how much did he change?

[–] GnastyGnuts@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

Liberally bombing hospitals and schools, progressively eradicating the Palestinian population. Wow, "liberalism, progress, and anti-terrorism" fucking suck, thanks for clarifying that.

[–] Hello_Kitty_enjoyer@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Israel isn't even Russia in this situation

Israel is Ukraine, but with the means to actually commit full genocide
Ukraine is a little irrelevant country that was acting like Israel (towards ethnic Russians in the DPR LPR) during their "fuck around" phase, and now they're in the "find out" phase