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[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Excuse me whole while I roll my seven sided dice to see which one we land on today

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

So. I actually rolled a d8 and subtracted one to end up on 3 for the title...

Great minds.

Wanna go out for coffee sometime?

[–] NoIWontPickaName@kbin.social 13 points 2 years ago

I pick dopamine

[–] LazaroFilm@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I’m addicted to engineering and tinkering.

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

Exactly... I've got none of the ones listed, but if they would have had "project addiction," that would have been it.

[–] naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

alcohol addiction is a drug addiction

[–] Uiop@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yes,

for cultural and law reasons normies will beg to differ. let them beg.

[–] naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

wtf is a normie? why would you want them to beg? This all sounds weirdly hostile, is it like a red pill incel thing?

[–] Uiop@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I am sorry about that, it is a just weird style of humour I tried to replicate, after having seen it otherwhere.

I meant Neurotypicals or something, dont know anymore.

[–] naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 years ago

Fair enough. Looking into it: it seems to come from 4chan. I don't remember seeing it before but I might have in a greentext or something hence associating it with that creepy culture.

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 years ago

I've got two of these and I need to stay clear of the rest because I don't like my odds.

[–] Lath@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why only 3? Is 3 the magic number? More than exhausts and less than is not enough? Is 3 the balancing act that best brings stability? Maybe it's one for use, one for backup and one for backup backup.
Actually it doesn't even matter, going all in was the only choice all along.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I rolled a d8 and subtracted 1.

Not even a lie.

[–] tinyVoltron@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Is nicotine considered a drug addiction? Also, if it's bad enough, can it count as 2?

[–] NoIWontPickaName@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

This is like golf man you want a low score

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Gaming drugs and alcohol, I can't afford the others.

Fool. Turn your sex addiction into a lucrative side hustle to pay for the drugs and alcohol!

[–] Taniwha420@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Amen, brother. I'm not sure I can even afford the alcohol. I'm going to try and make it gaming, drugs, and sex for 2024. If I can make it on the Steam sales and grow my own, I might make the budget. Pray for me.

[–] FollyDolly@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I'll pray for you buddy, as I too need to get more drugs on a lets not get more drugs budget.

[–] IntentionallyAnon@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

I’m never drinking, I’m never smoking/vaping, never doing coke, meth heroin, or drugs that can cause addiction