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[–] Infynis@midwest.social 170 points 2 years ago (7 children)

I think the implication of the last panel is supposed to be that the apple seller can't stop everyone, but if this was really an accurate satire, he'd chop down every tree, sue everyone that picked the apples, and then go back to selling his giant flavorless GMO apples for $5 a piece

[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 81 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The hell of it is, some people would still be happy to buy his apples. Look, I ain't got time or health insurance to be fucking around climbing an apple tree, here's some cash, apples pls. But that's not good enough for the investors, who want guaranteed 5% growth every quarter, so now we've got to pour kerosene on the extra apples and force people to go hungry.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 16 points 2 years ago

You've read The Vines of Wrath.

[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee -1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Fun fact: A stable company may appear to be growing by ~3% a year if you don't account for inflation.

I guess that's a silver lining because then investors don't see a stable company as stagnating.

[–] AtmaJnana@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Congratulations, you just discovered nominal value.

Are you really trying to put forth the incredibly naive proposition that the stock market is not aware of inflation?

[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 0 points 2 years ago

I... guess so?

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

He would fence off the trees, and lobby his local government to require permits for picking apples, permits that have an issuing limit that somehow coincides with the number of apple stands he has. Picking apples without a permit would result in a fine of $10,000, or a year in jail.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

the apple seller can’t stop everyone

I bet the Once-ler wouldn't have that attitude.

[–] Cicraft@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

If you haven't done so already I'd recommend listening to the scrapped movie song "biggering" which was cancelled because it scared illumination

[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago

but if this was really an accurate satire, he'd chop down every tree, sue everyone that picked the apples, and then go back to selling his giant flavorless GMO apples for $5 a piece

Only if he couldn't figure out a way to rent apples to customers.

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Originally I thought the joke was that after chopping down the one tree, eventually he had a shitload of trees grow (from the fallen apples), but guess not.

[–] Bipta@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

Yeah, I see this comic and find myself wishing we lived in such a world.

[–] 100_percent_a_bot@lemmy.world 41 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm not 14 years old enough to get this

[–] Pratai@lemmy.ca 17 points 2 years ago

Me neither. Though I think it’s “something, something, something, capitalism sucks.”

[–] DarkGamer@kbin.social 30 points 2 years ago

Selling digital goods in a nutshell, when things are infinitely reproducible, you'll never run out of trees.

[–] rivvvver@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 2 years ago

they cant stop all of us

[–] fosforus@sopuli.xyz 16 points 2 years ago

There's so much wrong about this picture. But let's start from the obvious: that man shouldn't be able to afford a suit.

[–] Katana314@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The main question around this comic that makes it hard for me to derive a message is, who planted/cared for/owns the apple trees?

I’m reminded of a speech from Gus in Better Call Saul, where technically a tree from his homeland was wild, but he was the one that made the effort to water and care for it before a critter started stealing from it.

[–] Zehzin@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I wouldn't follow ethics in business advice from a meth dealer explaining why he killed a wild animal.

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 6 points 2 years ago

Right? It's obviously an orchard, not a forest, and obviously the apples are one of the popular commercial cultivars rather than some wild natural variant.

[–] Twinklebreeze@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

This comic makes so little sense it's underflowed back to funny for me.

[–] snugglebutt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

She sells sea shells down by the sea shore

[–] Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

But the value of these shells will fall

[–] Vincent@feddit.nl 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I feel like this is a metaphor, I'm just not sure for what yet.

[–] Aux@lemmy.world -1 points 2 years ago

It's a metaphor about 13yo kid trying to understand why people pay money for anything when you can get stuff for free. The only thing a kiddo comes up with is that some people are bad and will chop trees down. Then they go to lemmy.ml and post dumb shit.