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[–] pelya@lemmy.world 34 points 2 years ago (3 children)
[–] LordKitsuna@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

On the flip side though they do generally have an average penis length of 6 ft so the joke can still work it just needs to be the penis instead of the balls

[–] AnonStoleMyPants@sopuli.xyz 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

But you could wrap the giant schlong around your neck and it would make a nice warm pulsating scarf.

[–] ladicius@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Remember to inflate your dick in regular intervals to ensure blood flow, elsewise it could start to rot.

Seriously. No joke.

[–] TurtleTourParty@midwest.social 1 points 2 years ago

Luckily that process happens automatically every 90 minutes while you sleep.

[–] retrolasered@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 years ago

til including men

[–] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

So what's in the third panel??? Giant human bollocks? lol

[–] pelya@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

The Holy Gonads of thy Lord.