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[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 65 points 2 years ago

That's a great god damn joke.

[–] Blackout@kbin.social 55 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Lived across the country for 20 years. Parents never came to visit because it was too far away.

Move 90min away. Parents never visit because it is too long of a drive.

I'm starting to think they just don't like me at all lol 🤡

[–] AbsurdityAccelerator@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Then you go and make the 90 minute drive.

[–] Blackout@kbin.social 50 points 2 years ago

It's too far

[–] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 4 points 2 years ago

You moved across the country, tell them it's their turn to move access town.

Of course, the walk will be too far. 😉

[–] Nusm@lemmy.zip 36 points 2 years ago

NGL, I didn’t see that punchline coming.

Neither did her brother… HEYOH! 🤣

[–] SatanicNotMessianic@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago