This is the world deregulation stans want to live in. Let the consumer choice decide which planes are safe to fly on! Consumers are smart enough to know which planes will have their doors blow off and which planes won't, we should just trust them
this post was submitted on 09 Jan 2024
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when people get sucked out of a plane and die, they'll simply leave a bad review for other consumers to use in their decision making
you lathed it
They'll have plenty of time to research it on the online marketplace of plane models that the government set up under the new Affordable Air Carrier Act.
Me with all of the PhDs I'll have after doing my own research on every subject known to man so I can finally make an informed decision:
People don't know this, but the company Boeing is actually named after the sound your chair makes as you're sucked out of the plane and into the night sky after a major safety failure.
Well, if I have to be sucked out might as well be at night so I can see the stars one last time.
Sorry, our workers are currently packaging jdams for israel, nbd.
They call it "Boeing" because that's the sound it makes when the cabin suddenly depressurizes.
tired of airlines who are full of hot air? Choose cold air instead!
Always opening doors. Always Boeing.
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