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[–] platypus_plumba@lemmy.world 36 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

— 911 emergencies, how can I help you?

— My cat's been sleeping on my lap for 2 days, I think I'll die of dehydration!

— We'll send two officers sir, but be patient please, their cats are on their laps.

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago

THE CATS ARE SO HAPPY

[–] WanakaTree@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My wife and I refer to a cat in the lap compelling the other to do things for you as the "Kitty Claws" of our marriage contract

[–] Donebrach@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

You may need to update your contract to read “clause” otherwise there’s no pun.

[–] Sage_the_Lawyer@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

My house calls this predicament "mammal-locked."

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Look at those faces... they know what they're doing.

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

“Poor planning on your part does not necessitate an emergency on mine.” ― Bob Carter

[–] holycrap@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

I feel called out

[–] cro_magnon_gilf@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I know this isn't right but...

This is what I imagine happened to all those redditors who are always looking to tell everyone they have cptsd

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 3 points 2 years ago

This is why we must never let cats outnumber humans.

[–] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Why can't they understand that we can go back to the way things were 5 seconds ago