didn't watch; was it at least funny? is it worth making a drinking game out of?
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Watching this seems like a form of self harm.
Comrades don’t let comrades watch this shit
I like how everyone else has a normal photo, the Krassenstein Brother even dressed both its bodies the same, and Destiny looks like the mugshot in an episode of To Catch a Predator.
I just assume the Krassentein's have worn polo shirts everyday of their lives, their closets are filled with nothing but white polos and tan slacks, like cartoon characters.
There's only one Krassenstein Brother. It just has two bodies. When one dies, it will remain like the Koch Brother. A perpetual Brother.
The remaining brother will consume the body of the fallen, whole like a snake to absorb his energy.
Behold the Infinity Brother
I didn't even see any cool clips circulating on Twitter, so my guess is that it was boring. At least it was on Jan 6th, something that these weirdos could disagree on, unlike stuff like economic and foreign policy where they probably agree on almost everything, with the possible exception of Greenwald being slightly less hawkish. Or at least he used to be!?
depressingly, alex jones and glenn greenwald are probably both less hawkish than destiny; at least rhetorically.
Just don't get them started on China, then the nukes will be flying
They're incoherent on that too.
Jones still calls China a fascist commie hellhole that's genociding ughyers bit since it's a dem president they also reflexively say every other country is better and smarter than us right now.
You couldn't pay me to watch this.
I dont understand how people even ironically pretended to like the krassensteins.
There was a precursor to this where they hopped on a zoom call with Alex Jones and a bunch of far right people, the conversation basically went like this
Krassensteins: "we know plenty of globalists who are good people who just want the best for everybody"
Everybody else: "shut the fuck up nerds, how obvious do we have to make it that were talking about jews you fucking dumbies"
I’m guessing it was more of just a shitty train that shambled to a non-destination in the middle of nowhere while making everyone on board feel sad
Alex Jones is the only one of these people that I recognize. I think that means my brain is very healthy.