Water, water, everywhere... : memes

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I just lick it off

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

How many licks does it take to get to the center?

[–] spaphy@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

Dude wipes coming in clutch. Watch me clean my asshole all day long friends.

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 years ago

TIL bidet users like staring at people who wipe.

[–] Deceptichum@kbin.social -4 points 2 years ago (14 children)

Imagine getting a toilet to piss on your arsehole and feeling smug about it.

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[–] DessertStorms@kbin.social -5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

Imagine caring about how anyone else (aside for your intimate partner and/or possibly someone you care for) cleans their own asshole.. 🤯

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[+] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world -7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Lol @people eating with the same hands they clean their assholes with.

[–] Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 years ago

do you use your dominant hand to open doors

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[+] kosanovskiy@lemmy.world -9 points 2 years ago (7 children)

As someone that had a fancy bidet and returned it my main selling point was "reduce tp" during covid. It just didn't work with its fan blowing, I still had to use tp to dry my ass afterwards ans to thr people that say, "just use a towel" like wtf then you have a shit ass stinking towel next to you in the bathroom. Especially so since I wash my towels after a use. Point is the heated swat is goated, the wet ass and weat fan dry function is no and they aren't for me. I will scape my ass with tp will Sahara dry.

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