The soviet union will never be treat hogs 
[op's poster] 
this post was submitted on 07 Jan 2024
72 points (100.0% liked)
chapotraphouse
13473 readers
1 users here now
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Vaush posts go in the_dunk_tank
Dunk posts in general go in the_dunk_tank, not here
Don't post low-hanging fruit here after it gets removed from the_dunk_tank
founded 4 years ago
MODERATORS
@UlyssesT@hexbear.net in shambles
He left right when we figured out that the soviets like ice cream.
One of the great achievements of the Soviet Union is making what was exclusive and rare for the bourgeoise to enjoy from their high towers via their expropriated wealth a mass-produced enjoyable and affordable commodity the average worker could enjoy with regularity.
Things like Champaign, caviar, ice cream, etc. were Sovietized to the distraught and great irritation of the international capitalist order.
Stalin made sure the treats flowed to greatly improve the standards of living of the Soviet people.
Best ice cream in the world, folks. You look at a carton of American "frozen dairy product" and what do you see? Words you can't even pronounce in the ingredients in a list that takes up the whole package. You know how many ingredients there are in Soviet ice cream? Four. Milk, sugar, eggs, and vanilla. All fresh, folks. Best ice cream in the world. Fresh, natural, delicious. Stalin took those American ice cream makers and found out how to make frozen heaven on earth. Thank you, Steel Joe, for your wisdom and genius!
MLs who accuse Anarchists of being childish have been real quiet since this dropped... 
Mao encouraged kids to stop studying and disrespect their teachers and China recently reduced the amount of homework for children so they can sleep more. 
Anarchists 
MLs
Demanding icecream everywhere!
WHOSE TREATS?
OUR TREATS!
The revolution will have ice cream https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/ice-cream-in-havana
Castro remains the Chaddest. 
Is the cursive Russian or a different language? I've never seen Russian cursive so I have no idea.
Some words in Russian may pose a challenge due to the similarities between the letters Ш, Щ, И, Л, М in cursive.
The word решили (reshili), which means "they decided", or "it was decided".
There's another photo on the page...
In red, a decomposition of the handwritten text showing the block letter equivalent.
Christ and I thought English cursive was incomprehensible
Probably still Russian. I've heard Russian cursive is famously quite difficult to read.
I have a hard time reading handwritten Russian, but it's definitely that
But leh plombir is a sign of Soviet placation /s
But, seriously though, do you remember the time one guy on Twitter was freaking out about Plombir...
Permanently a sucker for this art style.
we scream for ice cream
we scream for revolution
Transliteration:
Наркомпищепром СССР (Народный комиссариат пищевой промышленности)
Мороженое требуйте всюду
Главхладопром