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[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

Alabama dude arrested after rocking too hard

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How are you supposed to be a pro bass if they arrest you for attempting to become a bass?

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

No amateurs allowed

[–] Leon_Grotsky@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

Me, quadruple checking the comm

pooh-wtf

[–] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Damn Fox news comment sections are an absolute cesspit.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago

Saw two comments from MAGA_PATRIOT_88 and noped out.

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

scrolling through two dozen copies of The One Joke and having the time of my fucking life grillman

[–] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

My favorites are the "This is why we need MORE PRISONS". Yes lock up the guy who jumped into a Bass pro shop aquarium and throw away the key.

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

release this hero

[–] sloth@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Disappointed because my immediate thought was this must have happened at their flagship store; the one shaped like a pyramid.

Imagine launching bare-ass out of the largest free-standing glass elevator into the fish pond below. sicko-wistful

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

new bucket list item

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

The Shape of Water 2 is taking the series in a weird direction

[–] UltraGreen@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Let him do it! What ever happened to FREEDOM in this country!? Ever since OBAMNA, patriots like this man have been PROSTITUTED for celebrating their God given rights to SKINNY DIP in a bass pro shop ®

[–] farting_weedman@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

Polar plunges are getting weirder every year.

[–] 666PeaceKeepaGirl@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

unironically this should be completely legal (maybe idk)

[–] GaveUp@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

this harms and maybe kills the fish because of the bacteria the guy introduces inside

[–] carpoftruth@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Use archive for news links, don't make me go mad with power

https://archive.is/pLc6y

[–] YourMom@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

Sorry, I just figured with all the fake news our there fox could use some clicks

[–] mushroom@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

he was trying out a new strat to speedrun his way into state office. he wound up missing it by a few frames but if he had got it right he would have instantly warped into at least a cabinet-level position

[–] D61@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

Hey, the man was just testing out his "tackle" at the Bass Pro shop. Let him free!

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] GaveUp@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

doubt there's gonna be republican bias against dudes diving into aquarium tanks naked

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It has more to do with fox news being a reactionary source

[–] GaveUp@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Which news outlets reporting US domestic news like this wouldn't be?

We're not gonna get breakthrough news or CGTN covering this

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It doesn't matter, throw it in an archive link.

[–] YourMom@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

I will in the future