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[–] HornyOnMain@hexbear.net 46 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

Has tagline vibes...

[–] jaeme@hexbear.net 41 points 2 years ago (1 children)

the concept of a shonen anime with a good story is, by nature, an oxymoron. a myth, like Bigfoot or people being able to 'visualize' apples in their brains

We need this man on hexbear, never have I seen someone with such posting power.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm gonna visualize so many fuckin apples

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

im gunna rotate them too and nobody can stop me

[–] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

I’m gonna rotate them like a cartoon character eating corn on the cob

[–] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago

Am I wrong to think this is extremely funny? I feel like this can't be typed with a straight face...

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago

This dude is a next level troll. Truly amazing posting.

[–] regul@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago
[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

the overwhelming majority of people who watch this show do so because they like the idea of being emasculated by an imperious woman.

He's not wrong there.

[–] SovietWaveGoddess@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

how is this a bad thing tho

[–] WithoutFurtherBelay@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It’s not, it’s just that it’s an anime so there’s a 50% chance they’re all children

[–] SovietWaveGoddess@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

this is indeed true

we must purge anime, and it will become glorious

[–] WithoutFurtherBelay@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

half of my motivation for being a communist is thinking of what eldritch smut people could come up with after the revolution. No profit motive and likely thousands of times more skilled artists and writers with many more tools and material resources. It’s going to be great. Not because I think I need more advanced smut, I just think that kind of weird shit summarizes what’s great about human beings

I don’t care if this is cumbrained, you literally cannot deny this will be the case

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

More advanced smut post-revolution would by no stretch be a bad thing, however

Also though yes, volcel-judge

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

It's why Venus in Furs is my third favorite book.

[–] Leon_Grotsky@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

~~Are the images acting up for anyone else? It keeps following the link instead of removing the spoiler.~~

E) AH, nm see it in source

[–] SoloboiNanook@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

Absurd posting level tbh

....is that a photo of Reynhard Sinaga?