Oh my god this is honestly hilarious.
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Dude is a key player in 
and now he wants to add defending an obvious genocide?
He is a proud Zionist, of course he does
this will somehow end with Netanyahu getting hanged isn't it
Biden will personally lead the strike team sent to rescue him from his execution in the Hague.
Then there will be the Hague Strike Team straight-to-video movie "starring" Steven Seagal who is on screen for about two and a half minutes.
the idea of Seagal in Biden makeup is magical
"Listen Jack, I used to smoke bitches like you at the pool"
Seagal sits the entire time
Jowl action is extra.
like Hitler rescuing Mussolini from prison
Dersh isn't convincing to regular humans, but he tends to win his legal arguments as sad as that is.
We can only dream 
Israel really throwing gas on the antisemitism fire with this one hey
"I love her like a cousin" Dersh was reported as saying when asked about his views on Israel
GOOD TIMING
This is the legal equivalent of one of Ukraine's morale-raising but militarily counterproductive counter offensives.
You'd have to be absolutely stupid to ask a criminal lawyer to defend you in a matter of international public law. Completely different kettle of fish.
The genocide case is already a slam dunk, but sending the dersh out to defend would be an all-time throw
So realistically, what is the outcome of this case? Obviously the evidence is stacked in favor of the prosecution, but it’s been nearly a century of everything Israel does going unpunished. My brain is having trouble imagining an alternative outcome
yeah it kind of feels like this is a step on the path to the collapse of the Rules Based International Order and a geopolitical return to power unreservedly doing what it will, and the powerless doing what they must. expecting a US president to be tried for war crimes in absentia this decade to zero effect.
i find it highly unlikely that a verdict in favor of the palestinians would actually move biden's hand. israel isn't bosnia after all.
Whoever is running Israel's national public relations right now is really doing a bang up job
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake
lol
beyond parody
Death to America
Look at it this way: Dersh and Professional Genociders immediately get to say "blood libel" whenever 
are brought up and their immediate surroundings will agree and add that Hamas beheaded Israeli babies en masse and then played basketball with their heads, so all of Gaza must be settled in Madagascar.
Hopefully these takes stay mostly contained in these circles, but there are absolutely people that get shut up by intellectually lazy and politically convenient definitions of Antisemitism and we are sooo gonna see those
Who dick do I need to suck in order for Norman Finkelstein to run the prosecution?
please god