I always take off my watch when I'm fucking. Feels weird with the algorithm watching.
this post was submitted on 03 Jan 2024
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Yeah who tf out here fuckin with their watches still on idk some folks have no respect 🤷🏻♂️
Why is there a watch that can tell when you're fucking? Only thing it needs to tell is time.
Eh, people have choices in their watch wear, and you're welcome to have a fully analog watch. Lots love those. A digital watch can be convenient in multiple ways. Personally I keep my phone silent and so both alarms and notifications usually come over my watch. I also have it watch my sleeping habits, my pulse, and my blood oxygen levels at night.
My watch AFAIK doesn't have this part, but apple watches can warn you or others if your heart rate is out of range, which can sometimes catch certain issues if the person is susceptible. Of course that gives up some privacy but some people accept that trade off.
I understand fully people not wanting or trusting that stuff, but it doesn't mean it shouldn't exist. Just because I don't like pickles I don't believe they shouldn't exist.
Eh, people have choices in their watch wear
But people—all of them— have less choice when we normalize and allow to exist the sort of spy tech that can tell Apple (and apparently your family) when you are fucking.
it doesn’t mean it shouldn’t exist
That's absolutely what it means.
but... it's.. got electrolytes.
Why do my plants need a fucking Apple Watch?
Hell, I take mine off to masturbate as well.
Not me, I want them to know I am asserting dominance.
If you take your watch off then it can only be because you're fucking. The algorithm knows.
Sure. It can know that I am, but that doesn't mean I want it watching.
Tandum bike.
If it's not their family getting the notifications then who is?
How are they going to someone else, And how do we have a picture of it?
This is so confusing
It's slang grammar. The family are getting the notifications.
The "not" just shows that it is embarrassing for oop (see also the crying emoji).
Imagine oop covering their face with their hands and saying "oh no! Not this! Not my family getting these notifications!"
I think it's a typo it is meant to start with "Now" instead of "Not"
You burn about 21 calories during sex.
Not the way I do it!
(I burn 1 calorie)
Why does Richard always finish working out 10 minutes earlier than his girlfriend?
Are they wearing their apple trackers while "working out"?
What am I missing here? Why "not my family?" Did they mean like "oh no, not my family! How embarrassing for them to see!" It just reads really strange.
It's a newer type of phrase/way to start a sentence. It's kind of like a way to call attention to or put extra emphasis on the action taking place.
For example, say I got to an ice cream store and try 10 flavors. I could say "not me trying every flavor before getting a single scoop."
It kinda adds a sarcastic or lightheated feel to the sentence.