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What a relief! I was kinda getting worried (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by WhisperingEye@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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I want to thank everyone who gave me a bunch of great advice

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[–] Jtee@lemmy.world 38 points 2 years ago

I like when stories have a happy ending

[–] cosmicrose@lemmy.world 30 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I’m proud of you.

[–] WhisperingEye@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That full stop is giving me anxiety

[–] cypherix93@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm proud of you?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

I'm proud of you‽

[–] salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I was wondering why you were still holding on to last year's shit. Glad to know everything came out alright!

[–] WhisperingEye@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Apparently my ass holds grudges

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

Just so you know, I was concerned myself about having not pooped this year so I shared your last post with my girlfriend to show that I wasn't alone in my poopy predicament!

Needless to say, we've been awaiting this update 🫡

[–] Restaldt@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

Babe wake up new lemmy lore just dropped

[–] wizenheimer@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

Just remember the rule of 3. More than 3 times a day or less than once every 3 days is considered unhealthy. Anything between that should be fine

[–] Sharpiemarker@startrek.website 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hydrate and bidet.

[–] match@pawb.social 9 points 2 years ago

Today is gonna be the day that you're gonna throw it back to poop

[–] Electric_Druid@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

The update we needed

[–] androidul@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago

first poop in 2024

[–] FinishingDutch@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Mazel tov!

[–] HootinNHollerin@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 years ago

The body is evolving to be more efficient…

[–] Bennettiquette@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

i want you to know, i specifically looked for your update post. so glad you have found resolution.

[–] lymingseng@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Literally shitpost

[–] TWeaK@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

So is that beating the record or what?

[–] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You really should not have done that. Everyone who ever died has pooped.

[–] OldWoodFrame@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

I suspect that is not accurate because of babies that only live for a few minutes or birth defects that require a colostomy.

But everyone who poops, eventually dies.

[–] Syudagye@pawb.social 1 points 2 years ago

i am glad to ear that

[–] Enzy@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

I'm pooping right now

Lord have mercy

[–] jenny_ball@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

i always read these in the voice of lemiwinks from South park.

[–] Pinklink@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

And? How was it?? I want consistency, color, smell, difficulty etc.

Details are what make for a good story

[–] WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Glad it all worked out in the end