this post was submitted on 19 Jul 2023
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[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Set a timer for 59 minutes and go back to sleep.

[–] dopeshark@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

"Just five more minutes"

[–] argiope@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 years ago

If you want to make it impossible add a cat that has just gotten comfortable.

[–] BitingChaos@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

2meirl4meirl

[–] Bakachu@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Question: What exactly am I escaping from by leaving the bed?

[–] derpo@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago
[–] HubertManne@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

The brian wilson trap

[–] SARGEx117@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

IMPOSSIBLE modifier: The bed is warm, but the room is a bit chilly.