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It's the dunk tank.

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[–] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 65 points 2 years ago

"uyghur" lmao, i guess the CIA's east turkestan project has just been wasted money, these people don't even know it exists

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 55 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Gotta be a bit lmao its too perfect

[–] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 48 points 2 years ago (3 children)

South Korea without a North Korea

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 32 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm going to start calling the current BRD "West Germany" now

[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago

You might come off as some Großdeutschland Nazi, I wouldn’t lol

[–] sovietknuckles@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago

They probably called it Korea at first but decided emphasizing that Communists didn't win was more important

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

PRC without ROC

[–] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago

Liberals actually be like this, not a bit possible.

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I think the Colombia flag is the wink

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

that's Armenia

[–] Maoo@hexbear.net 51 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 46 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Making a new map of Europe with countries such as "French" and "Norwegians."

[–] Maoo@hexbear.net 33 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"FROGS" and "FISH GULPERS"

[–] jackmarxist@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago
[–] denast@lemm.ee 50 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Why nobody's talking about Ukraine occupying Finland too lol?

[–] jackmarxist@hexbear.net 33 points 2 years ago

#Found the Putin bot

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

The Finns are jumpy and carry knives, they can't be trusted with a state of their own.

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Damn stopped clock i guess

[–] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 48 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I _need_to hear their justification for those Mongolia borders

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 39 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They freehanded it with their offhand.

[–] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 32 points 2 years ago

a liberal wouldnt admit that tho

[–] Torenico@hexbear.net 38 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

South Korea exists therefore there is a North Korea still.

Also Kaliningrad lmao

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

It's rather more a great tell that this map is so chauvinistic that it just ignores that south korea also understands itself as just Korea (some parts currently disputed a bit)

[–] save_vs_death@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"Taiwan" also gets Laos, Cambodia, and Vietnam. Also, they never renounced all their former claims, so the first thing they would do is declare war on Mongolia, a country they claim to this day.

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

did they not renounce mongolia recently? i think it was in the past year or so

[–] reaper_cushions@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

They renounced their claim onto Mongolia in 2002 and subsequently established formal relations.

[–] combat_brandonism@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

regardless the RoC's land claims have about the equivalent energy to these reactionary paradox-brained map posters

[–] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hmm, I've seen better, I've seen worse. I give this 6 Gunther Fehlingers out of 10.

[–] DanComrd@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

6 gunther out of 10 gunther-fear

[–] booty@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago

Hello there I am from the country of Uyghur

[–] DanComrd@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago

From the Mediterranean Sea to the Persian gulf, the region will be free. palestine-strong

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago

im surprised no one has commented on israel annexing iraq and syria lol

[–] ProfessorAdonisCnut@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

It's kinda impressive how many displays of ignorance it fits into a single image.

ukkkraine takes Vladivostok but Belarus and Kaliningrad are untouched; isntrael occupies the whole of Iraq and Syria, but leaves Jordan and the Sinai alone; Jeju uprising 2.0 was successful or something.

[–] ThomasMuentzner@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

i love that southkorea is still south korea labeled .. even tho its korea now..

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

he doesn’t know about Taiwan’s claims on Mongolia