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Disney Makes LeFou Available For Public Use Decades Before Copyright Expires (www.theonion.com)

submitted 2 years ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Dammit I bit the onion

[–] jayrodtheoldbod@midwest.social 2 points 2 years ago

It's kinda weird how I never had a problem with eating the onion before but now that it's a part of my media feed suddenly I'm like of course, Disney just throws its IP to the public for fun all the time. I take it the "free use" version of LeFou is already zooming around the internet.

[–] PrincessLeiasCat@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

“If you want to use LeFou, we won’t sue you. So go on. You have my word. Technically, the copyright isn’t until 2086, but we hate that little shit. Just promise you won’t try to make him look cool because he’s not cool—he fucking sucks.” At press time, Iger added that anyone who tried to touch Lumière would be fucking dead.

LMFAO

[–] JoYo@lemmy.ml -1 points 2 years ago

what if Lumière touches me, uwu?